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Yeah, you guessed it, he's a guy with a butt made of paper. His superpowers include making soap, headbutting things, and ninja stars. Captain Paperbutt's arch rivals are EvilMan, Mr. Cucumber, and Hanidesleote master of evil and pudding. He resides in the 'French Monkey', his airship. The 'French Monkey' is equipped with lasers that don't hurt people, and missles on sticks kept airborne by Cuban people on the ground. Captain Paperbutt's one weakness, besides destroying his paper butt, is soda. Pure, uncut soda.