Pie. What comes to your mind when you hear that word? Pie. Apple pie. Cherry Pie. Keylime pie. Banana Pie. Oh the wonderful world of pie. I could go on and on about the different kinds of pie, but then I would get fired and no one would ever know what I was going to put here...
But before you will ever know what is to be written...-Twilight Sanctuary- was the one who came up with this topic ^.^
You in the back. No you, with the red spiked hair who is eating pie. What kind do you like? What was that? You don't like pie? Then why are you eating pie? Yes you are. Your eating pie right now! No, that is not a piece of cake. THAT IS A PIE!!!!!
Nevermind...
I know someone who likes pie a lot. Or maybe he just likes the word pie. Every year I have had him sign my yearbook, he writes "Pie" as the message, then he writes his name. I think he likes his pie...
Now then, lets see...*scrolls through a page of ideas* No. Nope. Na. I don't like you. I told you NO! You stupid ideas!!! Thats not even pie related!!!! Fine, but I don't think they'll like it...
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Never kick a cow pie on a hot day"? Well if you haven't, you have now.
But on a tastier note: There are a ton of different kinds of pie. Home-made pie that Grama makes even though her eyesight is about to go so she can't always tell what she puts in it. Then there's the store bought pie that everyone knows about. The delious pie that is NOT made with love, but tastes WAY better than the pie Grama makes...Maybe it's because the factory it's made in doesn't put glass shards in the pie trying to kill you because they hate having to live up to that "Grama does the cooking that always tastes the best" thing. Or try to put poison in it...
But non-the-less, pie has always been there...
It comes in the middle of the night without warning...
It makes sure you are in a VERY deep sleep...(so that's why I can't sleep...)
It trys to kill you every minute you look at it...
It's called...Pie, The Tasty Way To Die
But before you will ever know what is to be written...-Twilight Sanctuary- was the one who came up with this topic ^.^
You in the back. No you, with the red spiked hair who is eating pie. What kind do you like? What was that? You don't like pie? Then why are you eating pie? Yes you are. Your eating pie right now! No, that is not a piece of cake. THAT IS A PIE!!!!!
Nevermind...
I know someone who likes pie a lot. Or maybe he just likes the word pie. Every year I have had him sign my yearbook, he writes "Pie" as the message, then he writes his name. I think he likes his pie...
Now then, lets see...*scrolls through a page of ideas* No. Nope. Na. I don't like you. I told you NO! You stupid ideas!!! Thats not even pie related!!!! Fine, but I don't think they'll like it...
Have you ever heard the phrase, "Never kick a cow pie on a hot day"? Well if you haven't, you have now.
But on a tastier note: There are a ton of different kinds of pie. Home-made pie that Grama makes even though her eyesight is about to go so she can't always tell what she puts in it. Then there's the store bought pie that everyone knows about. The delious pie that is NOT made with love, but tastes WAY better than the pie Grama makes...Maybe it's because the factory it's made in doesn't put glass shards in the pie trying to kill you because they hate having to live up to that "Grama does the cooking that always tastes the best" thing. Or try to put poison in it...
But non-the-less, pie has always been there...
It comes in the middle of the night without warning...
It makes sure you are in a VERY deep sleep...(so that's why I can't sleep...)
It trys to kill you every minute you look at it...
It's called...Pie, The Tasty Way To Die
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