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I have this problem with typing so quickly I lose all ability to spell, and while I could look over what I wrote again and catch most of these mistakes, or even use spell check, I am far to...um... I would say lazy, but I'm not. Not really anyways.

Anyways.

I was looking through blogs and such and so on, when I saw the Pentagon, the little loves, were looking into non-violent ways to prevent warfare, or win against the enemy and all that nonsense they preach and hope about with their sadistic little hearts.

The Basement gets more soilders going through it then Iraq, honestly.

So, the military with all it's genius and intelligence thought up the lovely idea of making a Gay Bomb.
I'm not kidding.

They were going to fill a bomb with hormones, shoot it at the enmey, turn them all gay and watch as they all became remarkablly attracted to each other, threw down thier guns and started going at it like rabbits.

You know, like in a really bad fanfic. That's where they got the idea: Stargate Atlantis fanfics. Or somewhere with war and a lot of wars, the whole Gundam series thing, I don't read a lot of those, I stopped in Middle School.

They had the logic that if you were gay, all your teammates would become sexy pieces of hunking manflesh and you'd just HAVE to ******** them. That's what's its like to be gay your know, every male you see you just have to do, to the exclusion of everything else.

Super-gay. And rabbits nereby would be very confused, because they don't have gay-porn they watched on a bet to tell them what to do.

Yeah. That's nonsense. What they needed to do was just aphrodisiac them all into submission. At that point they'd rut agaisnt anything like sexually frustrated dogs and look! No warfare.

At least they gave the plan up. Not, not because they realize it was stupid, because it 'wasn't fesible within current technological limits'

Next, the Gay Shield, and the Gay Plane, which breaks the heterosexual barrier and lets out a "Gay Boom." and everyone woud hears it drops there pants and attacks the nearest person fo the same gender. That's totally how the human sex drive works, of course that all makes sense!

I want to shoot everyone who thought that was a good idea, because as Jail has taught us, men will never ******** men if they like women. Ever. Mmm transiant homosexuality. Prison Sex doesn't exist, those guys were like that before they got incarserated.

The Yoai fangirl finacial backers to this project were Highly Upset. Apparently they wanted to drop it on a football game and film it. The Gay Porn industry was also interested given the short career spans of their bottoms. Endless fun!

What is WRONG with you people?!