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Kaioru opens the out-swingnig door of the temple to be met by a flood of water. "s**t! I forgot to fix the piping before I turned on the tub!" He yells,wading though 3 ft of movinfg water. He spots a floating couch. He sticks a fllag with his picture on it in the fabric and makes a heroic pose. "I CLAIM THIS COUCH AS MY VESSEL!" he yells, a breeze hitting a sail that he speared in along with the flag and he sailed up the river of flooding water coming from the broken pipelines, armed with a wrench.

The pipes explode, sending larger waves and spray into the air. Kaioru holds onto the sail's pole. "s**t! Rough seas!" he yells as he makes his way down the main hall when he exits the entrance hall.

Kaioru roars as he tries to fly, but the heavy wind currents through him back onto his couch-ship. He controlls the rudder he made from some training equipment, turning down a rapids of the secondary hall , which brought him near the back of the temple, fighting against the current to reach the broken pipeline

*Qy Zin flies in through the doors and is not surprised to see the place in such a mess with Kaioru holding the fort* ... ... *Flies into the bathroom and lands in the water, using his wings to stabalize himself, or else he would of been swept away, he grabs the pipes and then bends them together out of sheer strength, after doing that he uses his energy inside his palms to fuse the pipes together and all of a sudden the water stops flowing and begins to die down*

Kaioru sees Qy fly off, "that's nice, Qy, But ALL the pipes expolded!! The currents are heading towards the door, and the wind problem is making it hard to fly near th back where most of the water is coming from!" he yells from his couch as he countinues to fight against the current towards the main pipeline closing valve.

Well then I'll just leave it to you then ... seeing as this is a result to your uncleansiness ... *Flies off to the den* I'll be at the den if you need me ...

"THEY WERE BROKEN BEFORE I TURNED them oN AND made THem EXPolDE!" he yells, turning back to the task at hand. He grabs the valve, turning the wheel as all the water stops...or so he thought. after a few moments the water broke though the valve, the entire temple being burst by the pressure. There was a tsunami of water over 100ft tall that burst towards the den's location....

*Looks at the mess that Kaioru had left the place in and began to rebuild the temples entire foundation from the ground up* ... I hope I don't have to do this again for some time to come ... *Qy thought to himself as he was cleaning out the garbage from the old temple's remains*

Kaioru runs in, torching the remains of the old temple. "oooo..."

*Qy pulls his dark war axe and pulls it to his side while charging its energy capacity to the max, then when he pulls it back as far as its capable of, he swings it outwards causing a wave of energy to surge through the remains of the temple and disinagrate anything in its path. The fires Kaioru started were wisped away by the wind force of Qy's swing*

Kaioru glares at Qy, "b*****d!"

Kaioru walked into the new temple, "Nice, Let's hope the pipes aren't broken this time" he says, walking over and carefully turning on the kitchen sink. He flinches for a moment before sighing in relief. "PHew" he says. But after 2 seconds the entire sink exploded with a gush of water. "DAMINT QY! NEXT TIME GET A ******** PLUMBER!" He yells, running down the halls to shut off the main valve before pressure could build up again. He reaches the wheel for the valve, but it explodes in front of him, sending water gushing through the various hallways. "SSSSHHHIIIITTT!!!" Kaioru yells as he is swept down the fast current to the entrance hall. He grabs onto a couch, sticking his sail and flag and makeshift rudder into it before cutting on the rough air currents back to the hallways, rushing down hallways and spinning around whirlpools untill he has a shipwreck, the push doors to the temple locking shut as the building began to fill up with water, a hole bursting in the roof that pushes extra water out in the submerged, near invincible temple. After a few minutes Kaioru wakes up in on of the lower rooms under the temple, an air pocket thankfully forming to save his life. "Uhg... Damnit, Now I'm trapped in a submerged temple with no escape!" he yells, feeling around in the darkness for his flashlight. "Hey, I'm in my room!" he says, looking at all the various things he had that could help him. "Luckily I got that scuba mask and tank" he says, equipping said items before jumping into the water, swimming around. Ok, first a way to stop the water, then a way to get out He thinks to himself as he swims around, waving the waterproof flaslight around in the pitch-black depths. He swam up the stairs, arriving in the back of the temple. He looks to the exploded pipe, but as he swims close to it it pushes him away. Gotta find another way to stop the water flow He thinks to himself, swimming upwards and finding the hole in the roof. THere's my exit, But I have to stop the water first He thinks, swimming along the hallways. He finds a large unused pipe. Hmm, I can fit in that nicely, but It's a big risk He thinks before hesitantly entering the pipe, swimming through the dark tunnel. Creepy...

Kaioru found the main pipe, smiling. Ok, divert the flow to this pipe and escape before I get swept to wherever it goes He thinks, placing a large peice of scrap metal in the way of the main pipe and is blown out through his entry point, quickly closing the hatch before he was unable to. Now I gotta let this water out He says, the currents dying down and allowing him to force the doors to the temple open with a fire axe to the hinges. The water flooded out, Kaioru tumbling onto the grass. He takes off his mask and kisses the ground. "OH SWEET OUTDOORS! HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU SO!"

*Walks in and shakes his head while looking at the mess Kaioru had left for him to once again clean up* ... ... I'm starting to get pissed off ... *Begins to rebuild the temple for the fifth time*

Kaioru glares at Qy, "Like I said, GET A PROFFESIONALL TO DO YOUR PIPING!!" Kaioru sweatdrops. "Only problem is that there are holes in the roof and and the basement is still underwater, don't have to rebuild the whole thing, unless you want to PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENINING AGAIN!!"

Just shut the hell up ... your the reason this s**t happened in the first god damn place ... *Calls a plumber* Yeah, I need a plumber fast, down at the temple of Qy Zin ... ... ... *Few minutes of silence* What the hell do you mean "Where is it?" its right where I"m standing you mother ******** !!! *Slams the phone while hanging it up*

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*Walks in and shakes his head while looking at the mess Kaioru had left for him to once again clean up* ... ... I'm starting to get pissed off ... *Begins to rebuild the temple for the fifth time*

Kaioru glares at Qy, "Like I said, GET A PROFFESIONALL TO DO YOUR PIPING!!" Kaioru sweatdrops. "Only problem is that there are holes in the roof and and the basement is still underwater, don't have to rebuild the whole thing, unless you want to PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENINING AGAIN!!"

Just shut the hell up ... your the reason this s**t happened in the first god damn place ... *Calls a plumber* Yeah, I need a plumber fast, down at the temple of Qy Zin ... ... ... *Few minutes of silence* What the hell do you mean "Where is it?" its right where I"m standing you mother ******** !!! *Slams the phone while hanging it up*

Kaioru growls. "How is it MY Fault you did a crappy job upkeeping your pipes, and did a crappy job replacing them when you rebuilt it?" he yells.

It would of been fine if you didn't leave the water running when you left to do whatever the hell it is when you leave this place, other than sleep and burn down couches ...

Kaioru roared, "It was broken BEFORE that! THe tub thing just popped the top off the shaked up Coca Cola bottle"

Arrrrrrrrrgh your not even making sense, everything was in perfect order until you came and wrecked it all !!!

"OH REALLY!?!?" He yells, tearing off a section of wood off the wall and pointing at the pipes, which had been repaired using duct tape and bubble gum.

You really need to see a doctor about that ... the pipes look perfectly fine to me, its your sanity that I'm worried about ... *Qy said while simply walking away*

Kaioru roared, running in and barely turning on the sink, the pipes exploding again. "HOW DOES TURNING ON A SINK EXPLODE THE MAIN PIPLINE?!?" he yells as he is swept out the door.

Kaioru wakes up from his nightmare on the couch. "Holy s**t" he says, looking at the perfect order of the temple. "How long have I been sleeping?" he says, running up to the sink and turning it on, flinching for a moment. "Phew" he says, and turns it off. "freaky dream..."

Kaioru wakes up with a start, falling off of the couch, landing with a string of curse words in 30 different languages. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" He screamed at the woman who had dumped water on him with the top of his lungs before walking over to the refriderator, grumbling all the way. "Stupid brats..." He began flipping pancakes and cooking sausage, the aroma filling the otherwise empty kitchen.

Kaioru turns on the T.V., seeing monkey sex on the dicovery channel he quickly changes it and sighs, giving up after he found the least monkey-sex invloved channel he could find, (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj25gRwsZmE )). He eats his pancakes, suddenly stopping when he hears a familiar squeeking noise. "Oh god no... please... no... haven't I been punished enough?" he pleads, dropping to his knees and praying to his god for forgiveness. "Please, anything but that! I'll cut back on porno! I'll stop being mean to todd! just anything! anything but that!" he says, hearing the noise get louder. "Oh well.." he says, putting on his sailor hat. "ARG! READY MY SHIP, MATIES! THERE BE TROUBLE A BREW'N" he yells, jumping onto the couch and placing his sail and flag into it as he faced the hallways. "BRING ON YOUR WORST, GOD OF THE SEA!" he cries, water exploding down the hallway accompanied by gale-force winds. "THERE SHE BLOWS!" he cries, pointing to a large white fish and holding up a spear of crystal. "I'LL DEFEAT YOU YET!!" He roars over the wind, throwing the spear at the fish who promptly dissapeared under the depths of the water. "The Tide is raising! Get to Higher points!" he yells, riding the waves to the large entry room, swirling around as the large fish made a whirlpool. "I'LL FOLLOW YOU TO HELL AND BACK!" KAioru roars again, grabbing his automated gills and placing them over his mouth as the whirlpool crushed his "boat" and swept him under.

Kaioru opens his eyes, looking through the murky depths. "Where are you, hell spawn!" he says as he swims around the flooded temple, spear in hand. As if in cue, a large white object smashes into his back. "I have found you!" he yells, stabbing his spear into the strange creature. The creature screeched, Kaioru holding onto the spear as the creature flails about. "DIE!" he roars, stabbing a knife into its eye. upon its death, a strange portal opened up, beginning to suck up the water for good. Kaioru stabbed his spear into the wall, holding on with all his might as to not be swept in. He relaxes as the water and portal is gone, the temple a mess. "Finally. My long task is complete. the temple will no longer be plauged by that rouge water demon!"He yells after taking off his gills, falling unconscious in the hallway

Kaioru opened his eyes. "Where are my pancakes?" he mumbled to himself quietly

Chosen picked one up as it fell apart all soggy.

"I'm terribly sorry, but there was nothing we could do to save your panicakes."

Chosen got up and then they all headed for the door to leave.