Kazue-Hime
...take it anymore!!!" He began to squint and lose conscious before he realized above him was two more carnivorous cream puffs. They had grins on their faces. "What should we do...
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...boil, fry, or eat him raw?" They didn't have time to decide, however, as suddenly...
Kailae
His noble weapon, the giant riceball bust through the walls screaming "oh Yeah" at the cream puffs all up.
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...Unfortunately, the riceball, being half-blind didn't notice that it was his master on the floor and proceded to chew on the hero's arm. The hero woke up to find...
Kazue-Hime
wasabi covered all over him, along with traces of soy sauce. The cream puffs...
mayamei
had tied him to a table. His legs, cut off, were boiling in a huge gold pot in the corner, along with the anjii monster and rice ball.
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...The hero was about to despair when he remembered about the...
mayamei
..coconut man and his arsenal of coco-citrus mixtures.
dragonfire_kaen
Just then there was a terrific clanging and crashing sound, and the coconut man galloped in, followed by wafts of... coconut and lime? He ripped off his shirt and, much to the carnivorous cream puffs' horror, started singing...
Friday_Dora
"Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka! The amazing chocolatier!"
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...the carnivorous cream puffs immediately began dissolving into pools of...
dragonfire_kaen
...something that looked like chocolate pudding and smelled like the inside of dragonfire's shoes (oh, the horror!). The Anjiimonster crawled out of the pot, being only stunned and smoking slightly, and...
mayamei
was over run by a group of ravenous rice-loving zombies.
Friday_Dora
"Riiiiiiice" chanted the zombies as they stumbled over the monster, leaving in their wake a trail of...
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...slimey goo. The coconut man...
dragonfire_kaen
...calmly put his shirt back on and patted the Anjiimonster, which was trembling through its thick coating of slime. Suddenly there was a tinkling sound like dishes breaking, and a tiny lady dressed in pink with fluttering polka-dot wings popped into existence, saying in a sugary sweet voice to the bemused hero (who was still strapped to the table), "I am the noofyfairy, and I will grant you three wishes..."
mayamei
THe hero scrunched up his face for a moment, thinking of what to wish for, and then said, "I wish or a knife." The noofyfairy smiled widely, yet in an odd, creepy way, and wave her wand. A knife materialized, but five feet away.
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...the hero, rashly, said,"I wish for the knife to be closer!" The knife disappeared and appeared again, about an inch closer. At seeing this, the hero...
mayamei
said, "ARGH I WISH FOR 3 MORE WISHES." But the noofyfairy's smile never wavered; she just said..
dragonfire_kaen
"Actually, it says here in Ye Olde Booke of Wishinge" -whipping out a huge book from nowhere in particular- "that only trolls, carnivorous cream puffs, and gnomes are allowed to fall for that trick. But since I'm in a good mood today, I'll let you take that back. You have one more wish."
He was about to wish for the knife to be about four feet eleven inches closer, when he suddenly felt faint and almost swooned again. He was bleeding profusely from his leg stumps after all, and the coconut man, who was beginning to lose his patience, came up and whispered in his ear, "Tell her..."
He was about to wish for the knife to be about four feet eleven inches closer, when he suddenly felt faint and almost swooned again. He was bleeding profusely from his leg stumps after all, and the coconut man, who was beginning to lose his patience, came up and whispered in his ear, "Tell her..."
x.i.a.f.e.n.g
>> ...to attach your legs back onto where they used to be, you dimwit!"
The hero nodded, but suddenly...
The hero nodded, but suddenly...
Kailae
A group of drunken Spartan soldiers charged in and captured the noofyfaiy.
Before they left they took the knife with them, and cried out.....
Before they left they took the knife with them, and cried out.....
Friday_Dora
"THIS IS CAKETOOOOWN!"
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