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The ape s**t ramblings of a Canadian high schooler!
I've decided to stop using my journal as a rest place for my not even half-finished stories and start using it like a proper journal. Instead of stories I metaphorically pulled out of my a**, it's stories that I pulled out of life's a**. Prepare to
Title so far doesn't exsist.
So I came up with neat little idea today while scanning through CRTL+ALT+DEL earlier.
It's series of short stories about four people who live together in this cozzy little flat/apartment somewhere in Downtown Ottawa, Ontario. All the characters are named after people I know from Gaia and sometimes from Real Time and look like their avis. The whole series centers around the goofy and hilarious antics of these four people. Here, I'll give you their profiles.

Name: Alex
Age: 16
Weight: 130 lbs
Height: 5'7"
Personality:The crazed/mad scientist and inventor of the group. Most of the trouble they get into is centered around his inventions going hay-wire or sometimes doing exactly what they're supposed to. He can usually be found in this room, sometimes locked up for days without coming out, building something spectacular. Only the presence of his girlfriend, Juliah, can dim his maniac spirit.
Inventions include:
Gender Bender 5000
Body Part Switch machine
Post-It notes
Second-Hand smoke hair
And some more stuff that I'll come up with eventually.

Name: Juliah
Age:16
Weight:110 lbs
Height:5'5"
Personality: Originally from Tampa Bay, Florida, Juliah is Alex's loving girlfriend and the artsy one. She enjoys wearing a tinfoil hat and insisting that alien badgers are going to take over the NHL. Of course, Alex and Ian both laugh at this; The NHL has already been taken over by mutant raccoons and that every Saturday, during Coach's Corner, they are slowly watching Don Cherry go insane. @_@

Name: Ian
Age: 15 1/2
Weight: 115 lbs
Height:5'3"
Personality:Ian's a...devoted gamer, to say the least. Doesn't matter what it is: Hand-held, console, PC, card games. He will play and he will win, every ******** time. He doesn't like it when Alex messes about with his consoles to try and make them better. Despite his short stature, Ian's got a pretty wicked right hook and will use it on anyone who ******** with his games.

Name: Miche
Age: 16
Weight:120
Height:5'6"
Personality:Total party animal, Miche is. You can never be too sure about what she'll do next. One moment she could be happy-go-lucky and bubbly, next she could be a total meany, prone to excessive sarcasm and twisted humour.

So those are the profiles.
If Ian reads this, I want you know that the only reason I made you the shortest is because I need some kinda outlet for all the short jokes I've got stored up in my brain. I can't use them on you because, well, you're a ******** giant.

I'll start writing this s**t tomorrow in rough and I'll get it online afterwards and some time later. I also need a title, so PM if you've got an idea. I might also add more characters as it goes on. We'll see.


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  • User Comments: [3]
    Tin hat!?
    Oh, that's ******** awesome!
    Loves you!


    comment Nalakira · Community Member · Mon Aug 06, 2007 @ 11:35pm
    huh? juliahs from tampa?! i prolly knew her omfg i live in tampa thats really cool! did she or w/e has she heard of alonso high?

    comment Pippin18 · Community Member · Tue Aug 07, 2007 @ 04:39pm
    I just saw this, and I have to say, WTF? WHY AM I THE SHORTEST!?

    comment Bait Hammer · Community Member · Thu Apr 17, 2008 @ 01:14am
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