Inspired by the new summer event, I, being a Science camper, have compiled some cheesy and pretty damn good euphemisms to use on your nerdy hunk/hunny
First, single word innuendos for: p***s
-Graduated Cylinder
-Test Tube
-Microscope
Innudendos for: Boobs
-Bunsen Burners
-Volumetric Flasks
-Large Hardon Colliders
Pick-up Lines:
-Wanna study the mating habits of homo sapiens in their nautral habitat?'
-'Care to observe my cleavage furrow with youe microscope?'
-'Wanna put your substrate in my enzyme?'
-'I wish I was DNA helicase, that way I could unzip your genes.'
-'MY calculations are long and complex. Wanna solve it?'
More will be added as I come up with them.
 Pamplemousse Grenouille · Fri Aug 07, 2009 @ 02:12am · 0 Comments |
