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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "********". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language , "********" falls into many Grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John ******** Mary) and intransitive (Mary was ******** by John).

It can be an action verb (John really gives a ********), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a ********]), and adverb (Mary is ******** interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific ********]).

It can also be used as an interjection ([********! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be ued as a conjunction (Mary is easy, ******** she's also stupid).

As you can see there are very words with the overall versatility of the word ********. Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings................."How the ******** are ya?"
2. Fraud......................."I got ******** by the car dealer."
3. Resignation.............."Oh, ******** it!"
4. Trouble...................."I guess I'm ******** now."
5. ******** YOU!"
6. ******** me."
7. Confusion................." What the ********....?"
8. ******** s**t man..."
9. Lost........................."where the ******** are we?"
********!!"
11.Retaliation..............."Up your ******** a**!"
12.Apathy...................."Who really gives a ********?"
13.Suspicion................"Who the ******** are you?"
******** off."

It can be ********!"

It can be used to tell time..." It's four ******** twenty!"

It can be used as an anatomical description..."He's a ******** a*****e."

Lastly, it has been used by many notable people throughout history:

"What the ******** was that?"...Mayor of Hiroshema

"Thats not a real ******** gun."...John Lennon

"Where the ******** is all this water coming from?"...Captain of the Titanic

"Who the ******** is gonna find out?"...Richard Nixon

"Heads are gonna ******** roll."...Anne Boleyn

"Any ******** idiot could answer that."...Albert Einstein

"It does so ******** look like her!"...Picasso

"You want what on the ******** celiling?"...Michaelangelo

"******** a duck."...Walt Disney

"Houston we Have a big ******** problem."..The crew of Apollo 13