Aseret had'varim;
The 10;
The 10;
1{ I am thy God,
2{ Thou shalt follow me, motherf**kers,
3{ Thou shalt, and will nowt ever, BE BETTER THEN ME ********,
4{ Thou shalith not-ith useish God's namith in said wrong way,
5{ Remember thy Somthing and keep Swiss-Cheeze,
6{ Love thy ******** Father and Mother,
7{ Thy shall kill, and I'th chop off ye nads,
8{ Thou shalt not commit adultery, unless I'th say so, and it be easily seen in frount of me,
9{ Thou shalt not steal, unless ye character be assassin/ ye ol' rogue.
10{ Thou shalt not lie, TO ANYONE,
11{ Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house
12{ DON'T STEAL PEOPLES THINGS F********K****ER!,
13{ Said rules, carved in stone, under the sun of Dark and Light, DO NOT apply to I.
1;I am the Lord thy God
2;Thou shalt have no other gods before me
3;Thou shalt not make for thyself an idol
4;Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of thy God
5;Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
6;Honor thy Father and Mother
7;Thou shalt not murder
8;Thou shalt not commit adultery
9;Thou shalt not steal
10;Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
11;Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house
12;You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his workers, or his cattle, or anything that is your neighbor’s
