Ok,
Once upon a time, There was a Dinomasaur named Alphonsologus. He wasn't the bravest, or the smartest, or the strongest, or the best Dinomasaur. Everyone made fun of him for his name. Except his grandmama. She always said "Pish Posh! They are just jealous." The thing was, They were not jealous at all. He just had a funny name.
~The End
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No. Not really.
One day Alphonsologus decided if he did something incredible, no one would make fun of him. The first thing he tried to do was fly the longest distance. Now realize Alphonsologus wasn't the flying type. He was a T-Rex. So one day he climbed to the tallest cliff. Alphonsologus stood tall, raised his puny arms and, Fell. Luckily for him, the other dinomasaurs softened his fall. So the next thing he tried to do was win the race of the speedy dinomasaurs. He didn't win that either. Alphonsologus was dead last. He had almost given up until one day when another dinomasaur was making fun of his grandmama. She had recently died and this dino didn't know when to quit. On this day. Alphonsologus found out he had horrible anger issues and ate the dino. And then, he realized how good that tasted. So he contiued to eat the other dinos. Eventually they all feared him. Alphonsologus became the feared ruler of dinomasaur town. Until one day he choked on a pinnaple. The End
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