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Once upon a time there was a 'Super Hero' Named: CAPTAIN CHEETO! Now Captain Cheeto didn't have any powers. But he thought he did. He thought that if ate a cheeto he would get stronger and if he ate a whole bag he would be immortal. The only problem was, that didn't work so well. Eating all the cheeto's made him fat. At first he was muscular and one day ate a cheeto. At that moment a man ran by with an old lady's purse. Captain Cheeto caught him and returned the purse. From that day on he thought the cheeto gave him such strength. So he contiued as a super hero. That was one month ago. Now he is 672 pounds. His skin has even turned orange. One day while he was in his home someone broke in. "CAPTAIN CHEETO! AWAY!!!!" he yelled as he leaped from the second story, right onto the villian that broke into his house. With a splat the villian was down and Captain Cheeto broke through the floor. He never got up. The Cheetos finally got him. No one knows if it was the fall, or if he had a heart attack in the air, or if he choked on the very source of his power. Everyone was upset about his loss for about 15 min before forgeting about it.
The End