Holy. s**t.
Alright, let me just say first off that I completely didn't know that guy wasn't a zombie.
Come on. Let's think about it, people! What are the differences between an extremely drunken hobo and a zombie?
First, let's ask ourselves what they have in common.
1. They both stagger.
2. Neither can speak.
3. They both fondle you.
4. They both smell bad.
5. They both probably have missing teeth.
6. They both bite.
Do you see the problem? There are no differences! One eats flesh, the other eats cooked flesh! One infects you, the other infects you with AIDS! Come on, guys!
I mean, how the hell was that guy surviving here, anyway!?
...Let's just calm down.
In the end, I probably did him a favor...
Alright, let me just say first off that I completely didn't know that guy wasn't a zombie.
Come on. Let's think about it, people! What are the differences between an extremely drunken hobo and a zombie?
First, let's ask ourselves what they have in common.
1. They both stagger.
2. Neither can speak.
3. They both fondle you.
4. They both smell bad.
5. They both probably have missing teeth.
6. They both bite.
Do you see the problem? There are no differences! One eats flesh, the other eats cooked flesh! One infects you, the other infects you with AIDS! Come on, guys!
I mean, how the hell was that guy surviving here, anyway!?
...Let's just calm down.
In the end, I probably did him a favor...
