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The Following will make fun of the holy son, if you don't like it then don't read it.
If I were Jesus I would......

... go to a catholic church and point at the gorey statue of me and yell "Hey you got my bad side!"

.....smoke buddha with Buddha.


...........build houses filling my purpose as a carpenter, but I would need someone else to handle the hammer and nails.


......... make sweet sweet love to you baby.


..............b***h slap Mel Gibson and ask for my money back


...........go to a gay pride parade and when the homophobic protester would show up I would yell at them for questioning my Fathers creations then turn them into Paltypus's.

..........go quail hunting with d**k Cheney and hope he "accidently" shoots me and kills me so he can finally go to a place where he belongs.....prison . Now THATS what I call a sacrifice for the good of man kind.

.........Also do other things that are more important but those would be my main goals if I were Jesus, to bad I'm not though. sad