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Hi. Why are you reading this? Did you not see the warning that, well, warned you of what would happen should you read this? Are you stupid? You must be, if you're still reading by this point. Oh, now you're in for it. Not only have you pledged your firstborn child to me by reading this, you have also pledged all the hair on the top of your head. That's right. Shave it off. NOW. Don't want to? Too bad, you should've heeded my warning. Idiot.