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always try to have an open mind but my brain always keep falling out.

“I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.

I always say two wrongs donot make a single right, then u must try three.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side

Where there is a will, there is a way to hundreds of relatives and friends.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

It is always better to understand less than to misunderstand a lot.

Till now i have found that only 2 things are infinite:
The Universe
Human Stupidity

Winners never Quit and Quitters never Win.

You are not Stupid but everyone else is smarter than you.

They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the lights off.

Questions are never stupid, the person asking them is stupid.

Dreams are like rainbows but only idiots chase them.

Boys are like mailboxes theres always another one down the road.

Inspiration is like a lost sock. When your searching you can never find it, and when it appears, you least expect it.

Dont follow my footsteps i walk into walls.

I grew up with six brothers - thats how i learn to dance - waiting for the bathroom…

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say ” Damn that was fun!”

All the good things in life will either kill you, make you fat, or get someone pregnant!