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The 3 second rule...
As many of you know there is one rule that applies to so many things in this world that most people don't quite understand what it applies to so i have compiled a list, it's still in the making but i give you...
The Three Second Rule! Preventing the world from making vital mistakes.
The three second rule applies to the following thing...
1. If food falls on the floor it is still edible if it does not touch the floor for more than three seconds.
2. It is not counted as playing with yourself unless it lasts longer than three seconds.
3. If two people of the same sex kiss it is not counted as being gay unless it lasts longer than three seconds.
4. It is not counted as harrassment or 'touching' unless longer than three seconds.
5. Someone isn't officially classed as dead if they come back before three seconds.
6. You have not actually held your breathe unless longer than three seconds.
7. It only takes around three seconds to log onto gaia once the page has loaded.
8. Dogs officially get annoying after three seconds of whining. ¬¬
9. A goldfish has the memory span of three seconds.
10. It isn't complaining unless it lasts longer than three seconds.
11. If it lasts longer than three seconds, staring becomes stalking
Please help extend this list by sending me more things to add, either through comments or PM's
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And now through populare demand of the 100% people that did the quiz on my last journal i shall fill out the quiz myself.
1. What's your favourite food? Pizza.
2. What's your favourite colour? Red/Green.
3. What's your favourite movie? Hard to say, i don't watch many movies, i like horror the best though.
4. Where is your most favourite place to be? Probably my room or somewhere else quiet.
5. Who would you want to be with right now and why? Shadowkio...cos i Wuv her ^^
6. What's your favourite pass time? Sleeping or eating...maybe googlin' random stuff too.
7. Do you have a role model/ someone you look up to? Not really, does Batman count?
8. Would you ever abandon your friend(s) if they got into a fight? Not unless they wanted me to leave them to fight.
9. Have you ever been in a fight? Nope
10. Can you think of something worth fighting over? Just plain old bein Loyal or a good friend...oh and stickin up for someone who won't.
11. Do you like playing games? Normal - Yes, Board - Someimes, Computer - Yes.
12. What is your favourite game? Normal - Hide 'n' go peek ^^, Board - Cluedo, Computer - Assassin's Creed.
13. T.V. or PC? PC
14. Laptop or PC? Laptop
15. Night or Day? Night
16. Do you love/have a crush on anyone at the moment? I think that one is a bit obvious
17. Do you think I am being nosey? Yup
18. Is this quiz worth the time and effort? Nope
19. Has this quiz made you more bored or less bored? More
20. Do you want me to keep posting quizzes every now and then? Ahhhh Go on then...
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