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ACK FLYING STINGING BUGS ON THE FREEWAYS!!
ACK FLYING STINGING BUGS ON THE FREEWAYS!!


Ok so the strangest thing happened to me one morning on my way to the dentist. I got ambushed by a flock of flying stinging bugs on the freeway, one of which flew in my open window and impaled my chest and stung me.

About 30-40 of them splattered at once up and across my windshield and front grill at 75mph. Scared the living hell out of me.

THEN the intense and blinding ******** pain hit the center of my chest.

And then I remember, my ******** EPI PEN is still packed with my camping stuff from the past weekend. s**t! I hope it was not bees. I'm screwed if it's bees.

yea.. I am allergic to bees, thank god it wasn't bees, it was those black and yellow striped wasps and thank god ******** that impaled a*****e wasp died on impact at 75mph otherwise he'd have stung me multiple times and then I would have been ******** anyway.

Shithowdy.

I finally got off the freeway safely, thank the gods, then I Chuck Norris'd his a** (which was all that was left of him sticking out of my skin) and flung that broken off a** and stinger out the ******** window.

PWND! thats right. stupid wasps.

Thank god I am alive, but my chest still ******** hurts in that spot. Goddamn migrating wasp ********. I hope I killed the queen as they all went splat across my windscreen. Stupid lemming wasps. Sheesh.

ouch, ******** spot still hurts. Damn right sore. Yea, I iced it, I squeezed out the venom, and I put antibiotic stuff on it. It didn't spread, or welt much bigger than a penny. I am ok now. But that EPI PEN is now in my purse.

Weird how they were swarmed out of nowhere in the middle of the damn freeway.
Be wary when you drive with your windows open...





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