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I HAVE DECIDED. NO RETURNING NOW. IT IS ULTIMATE AND FINAL. I HAVE COME TO THE DECISION THAT FRODO MUST TAKE THE RING TO MOUNT DOOM.

I HAVE ALSO FIRMLY DECIDED TO BRING THIS HAUL BACK FROM THE DEPTHS. And hopefully keep it there, this time. =D What kept me so long? Well, I was very, very busy. And then I stopped being busy but didn't feel like sustaining my profile anymore. And then I reminded myself that I must. And then I got busy again. And then I forgot. And then I wasn't busy anymore and got sidetracked. And then I remembered for a moment, but decided I was too lazy to do anything about it. And then I was busy. And then I forgot. And then... You see where this is going.

But NO MORE! My vain and vehemently forced procrastination has only brought bane and vehemently coarse consternation. Now I feel the pain of the dreadful error of not updating the profile and journal that nobody actually reads. So, prepare for another long and uncomfortable read, figments of my imagination. I'm ready; I have survival kit to my right and my war-issue protein bars to my left.

AND A KNIFE THAT CAN KILL A MAN BEFORE HE CAN SCREAM.