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...So this one day I was walking down the road singing Don't you(forget about me) by Simple mind when out of nowhere this tea-set jumps out in front of me. Well... I'm not sure if it had eyes but I guess we just stood there starring at each other for like ten minutes. After that time it said hi. I said hi back. That was my first mistake.
...So this thing makes me come over to it's house for snacks... Or so I thought. It dragged me to it's room and forced me to watch it try on all it's clothes(yes, they have clothes) and tell it that they looked good. They did not.
...Five hours later I'm still there. Looking at family photos. All tea-sets look exactly the same after 7 pages. So I start planning a way to get out of there. I ask for the bathroom and it tells me it doesn't have one.
...After two days at this tea-set's house I'm getting desperate and crazy. So I grab this thing and throw it into the microwave. Yea it screamed but at that point I was out of my mind with boredom and insanity. I left that thing in there for two hours until it finally exploded.
...Now I started panicking. Not only must people be looking for me by now, but when this thing stops abducting people for a few days this thing will be looked for too. I grabbed a cookie jar and stuffed this thing in it, taped it up and buried it in my back yard.
...The next day I woke up with people all around me. They told me a story I will never forget. Apparently I had been tripping on acid for a few days and I was talking to a tea-set. I ended up exploding it in the microwave and stealing a little old lady's cookie jar and tried to bury it under my bed. ...I promised myself after that day to never do drugs again. I've also had a phobia of exploding tea-sets since that horrible day.


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