There is a little old lady walking down the street with 2 big bags. One has a hole in it and 20$ bills fall out. A cop stops to ask her how she got all the money.
THe old lady explains that a Football stadium lives by her house and evertime after a game the drunk football goers go to her flowerbed and pee. So, the next time she grabbed Garden Sheers and said "20 dollars or it comes off"
The police man laughed and said "Well what is the other bag for?"
"Well" said the little old lady. "Not everyone pays"
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