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the journal I never had
Name's Rosie, I'll be 17 in August, GO MELLIES!!
Sweeney's Nightmare Before the Corpse Bride
So my sister and I have been watching Tim Burton Movies for the past week, and have been reading wierd Parodies. She's made one in her journal and I feel like I want to also so, NO I'm not gonna copy her idea!

Victor Van Dort walks through Victorian London, still kinda bummed out about Emily. I mean sure he has a great wife an' all, but seriously, she's really up tight and totally not his type!
Suddenly, he walks throught a dodgy part of the town and decides to take a look. The street corner is called Fleet Street. He notices a run down building that says "Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Emporium." "I wonder why I haven't heard of this place till now?" he asks out loud. He decides to take a peak.....

Mrs. Lovette spies another customer at her door and instantly becomes a gracious hostess. "Sit down sit down! Get you a juicy meat pie." Victor, for his part was surprised by decided to think better of it and sit down. Besides, he WAS kind of hungry. She thrusts a meat pie in his direction and begins to fill a dirty cup (unbeknownst to him) with ale. "You'll need this." she said in a quiet whisper.
Victor doesn't get it, that is until he takes a bite, turns a deep shade of green and runs out of the store!
"What, no tip?" Mrs. Lovett pouts.
"Here's...one..." he says through gags. "Find some actual MEAT for your damn pies!" He said before running away.
Nellie Lovett just pouted some more. There was a shadow behind her.
"Does this mean that I don't get to do my slashy thing with his throat?" whimpered Mr. Todd.
"'Fraid so, love." was her reply.
"Guess I'll do the next thing I'm best at..." He stalked back upstairs and started pacing, while finishing his sentence, "brooding."






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-GingerInvasion-
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commentCommented on: Sat Aug 09, 2008 @ 05:50am
Wait...if he's bummed about emily...does this mean he and victoria devorsed?


Oh. here's my signature. :3
commentCommented on: Sat Aug 09, 2008 @ 05:56am
Nah, he just misses Emily and likes her more!



demon_kid_2
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