It's easy to learn things when not paying attention to the teacher. Such as:
1. It's hard to listen to how your part in band is supposed to be when the dude next to you keeps playing orgasm sounds that he recorded himself the night before.
2. Pot and adrenaline mix well, which is probably how we win so many games...
3. A good way to get your a** beat to a pulp is shouting for the other team next to a drunk, crazed, idiotic fan.
4. Beer hurts when it's in your eye.
5. There is always someone better than you, and they're more than likely asses about it.
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