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Well, this joke is kinda long, so, yeah, here it is!

A new pastor was out visiting all the parishioners one Saturday afternoon. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious the man was home, but there was no answer at the door! He decided to write "Revelation 3:20" on a card, and stick it under the door.
That sunday as he was counting the offerings, he found the note, but under it was written "Genesis 3:10"
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the yard, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

Hope you like the joke, I might post something tommorow!