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"Where we last left our idiot, he was in a cage... Made out of a pickle... So he was in a pickle..."

"Sssssssssssilence in thissss court room!!" Yelled the previously-an-orange-but-now-a-snake.

"No!! I don't want to be silent!! Silence is NOT golden!!!" Mage yelled.

"Yeah, I know, it's diamond." Said the snake, lazily twirling his hammer with arms that suddenly appeared on him.

All of a sudden, a diamond dagger appeared in the money/time obsessed man's hand "Yup, it is diamond." He said, and got to work on cutting through the bars of the pickle cage.

"Hooray! They're escaping!" Announces the snake, turning into a bear and starting to dance around.

"Very clever, a party animal..." Mage mumbled.

"I know!" Said the voice from nowhere, which caused most people to look up all of a sudden.

"Oh my god!! It's my mother!!" Exclaimed Mage.

Everyone looked at him and asked "What?"

"I think I'm going insa- Oh dear lord!! My grandparents!!" Mage yelled, pointing to an elderly couple in the courtroom.

"Will the rain of relatives ever cease? Tune in sometime for another exciting episode of The Search for Stuff!"