I am utterly screwed. I am cursed, and tortured. Totally dismantled. Wanna know why? Because I am frickin' asexual and every guy, literally, that I've ever become friends with has "fallen" for me. I'm screwed. Totally utterly screwed- I'll name you my past-
Jimmy, next door neighbor
Darian, two doors down
Jimmy's two year younger brother, Justin
then Jimmy's one year brother, Jake
Then two of Jimmy's friend (specifically his best friends)
Then a friend since kindergarten and has liked me just as long, Jon
then a friend of mine's bf
and Sean, a guy I used to work w/
Another names Jay
The newest, a soccer friend named Greski... three kisses and two weeks later 9.9
and that's only the guys
Think of all the guys I met on the internet, and we're talking alot alot more as well...
Here's some of the girls-
Kayla, a friend, until 3rd grade T.T
Tami, a friend... until the sleep over
Jen, a friend, until the sleep over...
I'm screwed- here and now. W/ BOYS AND GIRLS
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If someone does see this, be careful, your eyes will burn afterwards. Mwahahahaha.
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Oh and a guys never really 'friends' with a girl unless he's already taken, gay, or Mormon. It's a safe bet that if they talk to you they'd be willing to have sex with you. General rule.