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my funny valentine entries
 Valentine from WTF ELIMEDE
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how pancreas my peanut burns for you. As I write this, I'm lizard in my funny, unable to contain my hola desire. Please, accept my sunshine embrace and know that you're truly the sex of my eye.
biggrin
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WTF ELIMEDEValentine from Jomblie
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how Sexual my p***s burns for you. As I write this, I'm rubbing in my McDonalds, unable to contain my Sexing desire. Please, accept my Hard embrace and know that you're truly the Banana of my eye.
sex nao
I yearn for you ( cool ,
JomblieValentine from Miranda Tam_42
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a horrible journey to the deepest the laundry mat of my brain. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Denver and dance with me across the undulating cheese? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and hop like jumping ( cool ?
Hope it turns out funny
Yours truly,
Miranda Tam_42Valentine from origami123
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how Ummm... what? my heart burns for you. As I write this, I'm blasting in my poop, unable to contain my farting desire. Please, accept my pukish embrace and know that you're truly the banana of my eye.
Hope you have a Happy Valentine's Day!
I yearn for you ( cool ,
origami123Valentine from x_Jeremy_Thatcher_x
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two stroking people trying to make it in this toking world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our poking love. Without you, I'm nothing but a smoking cougar.
I'm sorry this makes no sense
Yours ( cool ,
x_Jeremy_Thatcher_xValentine from stickytrickyxBANG
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a poopy colored journey to the deepest germs of my my huge liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Honalulu and dance with me across the undulating poop? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and invigorating like pooting ( cool ?
Yours truly,
stickytrickyxBANGValentine from icom
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a killing spree journey to the deepest roses of my currupted heart. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in monkeytown and dance with me across the undulating dishwasher? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and crazy like showering ( cool ?
bleeding greetings!
Yours truly,
icomValentine from Eyes of Storm
pandaxtokwa,
You know how the song goes: "shiny men say only keys rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hyper embrace. Now I know how Ren felt when the clouds first parted to reveal Kyoko silhouetted against a starry sky. It was pure joy at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, finding (0) until you get here.
Happy V-Day
Yours truly,
Eyes of Storm
Valentine from dorkface69
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two sexy people trying to make it in this manly world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of beating with pudding in the past, and I know you've dabbled in tooting, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our to gasm over love. Without you, I'm nothing but a pull sexy duck.
pickk me(:
Yours ( cool ,
dorkface69
Valentine from Queen Libra
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two yellow people trying to make it in this hot world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of murder in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our sweet love. Without you, I'm nothing but a horrid bunny.
Hope ya' like it, happy Valentine's!!!
Yours ( cool ,
Queen Libra
Valentine from AwesomeKI0702
Dear pandaxtokwa,
How I long to hear your wrinkly pe teacher song again. What was it called? Ah yes, flabbystrechy boobs. How your jiggly voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded pee bot boob bra bra nips. Such boobyful! Let us join together and boobalikcious in unison, your wrinkly boob that flies song carrying our hearts to ( cool heights.
my pe teacher is my insperation to write this because she is all of the above
With love,
AwesomeKI0702
Valentine from l00zrr
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how Smoothly my Pen0r burns for you. As I write this, I'm Slapping in my Face, unable to contain my Hiding desire. Please, accept my Rough embrace and know that you're truly the Nanner of my eye.
No idea ;D
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l00zrr
Valentine from TigerGirl104
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how happily my nose burns for you. As I write this, I'm sailing in my moose, unable to contain my falling desire. Please, accept my sunny embrace and know that you're truly the cherry of my eye.
Hello
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TigerGirl104
Valentine from Noellium
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two massive people trying to make it in this minimal world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of stalking in the past, and I know you've dabbled in envy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our gigantic love. Without you, I'm nothing but a epic camel.
:3
Yours ( cool ,
Noellium
Valentine from Sugarfied
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how daringly my left kidney burns for you. As I write this, I'm prancing in my piglet, unable to contain my raveing desire. Please, accept my horrific embrace and know that you're truly the rotten cherry of my eye.
Hope this is funny for you!
I yearn for you ( cool ,
SugarfiedValentine from Tuba Farts
pandaxtokwa,
You know how the song goes: "fluffy men say only soup bowls rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your smexy embrace. Now I know how Link felt when the mutants first parted to reveal a fat man silhouetted against a orgasmic sky. It was fear at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, tripping (0) until you get here.
Hay thar.
Yours truly,
Tuba Farts
Valentine from e_smenderovac
Dear pandaxtokwa,
How I long to hear your blue song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Disco Inferno. How your gnarly voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded octopus. Such depression! Let us join together and eat in unison, your wonky song carrying our hearts to ( cool heights.
hey, thanks for accepting
With love,
e_smenderovac
Valentine from Tootsi
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how quickly my Tatas burns for you. As I write this, I'm bouncing in my Pandaxtokwa, unable to contain my farting desire. Please, accept my wonderful embrace and know that you're truly the pineapple of my eye.
Happy Valentines Day
I yearn for you ( cool ,
TootsiValentine from feywoodlander
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a dark journey to the deepest dungeon of my liver. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in Gothem and dance with me across the undulating crypt? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and remember like crying ( cool ?
I hope this is amusing for you.
Yours truly,
feywoodlander
Valentine from GrammarPirate
Dear pandaxtokwa,
How I long to hear your Eccentric song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Hollaback Boy. How your odd voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded hedgehog. Such queasiness! Let us join together and flee in unison, your absotivley song carrying our hearts to ( cool heights.
HAFF MA BABIEZ (lolno)
With love,
GrammarPirate
Valentine from GraceMonica
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two small people trying to make it in this smelly world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of farting in the past, and I know you've dabbled in jealousy, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our fresh love. Without you, I'm nothing but a crazy panda.
hello smile
Yours ( cool ,
GraceMonica
Valentine from Jenny Babiie
Dear pandaxtokwa,
How I long to hear your Pretty song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Love. How your Funny voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded Puppy. Such happy! Let us join together and shopping in unison, your awsome song carrying our hearts to ( cool heights.
Please I Need Gold! ;]
With love,
Jenny Babiie
Valentine from bloodredshadows
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how manly my boogers burns for you. As I write this, I'm stalking in my bacteria, unable to contain my farting desire. Please, accept my moldy embrace and know that you're truly the pimples of my eye.
i hope it turns out weird xD
I yearn for you ( cool ,
bloodredshadows
Valentine from Greenlantern0771
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how fast my thigh burns for you. As I write this, I'm runing in my monkey, unable to contain my sleeping desire. Please, accept my stupidly embrace and know that you're truly the pomegranit of my eye.
whutz up
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Greenlantern0771Valentine from SweetKarla_Baby
My beloved pandaxtokwa,
You and I are just two Pretty people trying to make it in this Cute world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of Loving in the past, and I know you've dabbled in Beautiful, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our Love love. Without you, I'm nothing but a You Kitty.
can u give me gold right away i need it.
Yours ( cool ,
SweetKarla_BabyValentine from tamamalover556
Dearest pandaxtokwa,
I cannot begin to describe how fart my butt fart burns for you. As I write this, I'm farting in my farter, unable to contain my farting desire. Please, accept my fart filled embrace and know that you're truly the fart fruit of my eye.
hiyas! is this funny enough?
I yearn for you ( cool ,
tamamalover556Valentine from iKonan Paper
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Pretty journey to the deepest Brush of my Intestine. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in New York and dance with me across the undulating Chair? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and work like Playing ( cool ?
Happy Valentines Day...
Yours truly,
iKonan PaperValentine from The second face
Dear pandaxtokwa,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a Iresistable journey to the deepest steamy hot tub of my Uterus. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in gay bar and dance with me across the undulating sexually frustrated hobo? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and gropes like massaging ( cool ?
i want u for v-day ;]
Yours truly,
The second facethat's all. *whew*
and now, the WINNERR
**AwesomeKI0702**
congratulations!
Valentine from AwesomeKI0702
Dear pandaxtokwa,
How I long to hear your wrinkly pe teacher song again. What was it called? Ah yes, flabbystrechy boobs. How your jiggly voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded pee bot boob bra bra nips. Such boobyful! Let us join together and boobalikcious in unison, your wrinkly boob that flies song carrying our hearts to ( cool heights.
my pe teacher is my insperation to write this because she is all of the above
With love,
AwesomeKI0702
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