4/10/09
I was sitting on a huge bed in some doctor's office when this male model in a speed-o that had fake white hair showed up. He asks me if i know how to use a condom, because he doesn't. I asked him why he wants to know right now of all times, and he told me he was about to go have sex with his nurse,who was a guy, and didnt want to give him aids. After staring at him with a confused look for a long time, he decided to give me his condom and prepare it for him, so i cracked open the egg-shaped container it was in, and read the directions.1.Take out the condom, 2.wait for it to unroll itself, 3. Watch it change colors,4.wait for it to blow itself up,and after reading step five, [put the condom on] i gave it to the guy and told him he just needed to slip it on and he was all set. After thanking me, he gave me a kiss on both cheeks and skipped out the door.
SxAINT · Sun Apr 12, 2009 @ 05:33am · 0 Comments |