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hehe random stuffs too..

	WTF High at school...?
	WTF High at school...?


I was at school and it was after advisement. I was walking to the PE area but i decided i wasn't gonna do PE that day cause it was too cold and the sky was turning red, so i thought we were all gonna die while doing PE cause i knew satan was coming twisted . The PE teacher said he was gonna chase after us if we didnt get on our role call numbers cause he saw all of us hiding behind a wall made up of stacked dead bodies and backpacks. He counted to three and started waddling as fast as he could towards us so i jumped up and started flying towards the field until i saw a History teacher and his class holding the door open for me, so i flew inside. I heard the fat teacher coming so i dove into the hall nd slammed the door behind me and started flying down the hall until i had to crash through a glass door to get outside. I looked around but there was no one in sight, so i jumped on this fence that was supposed to be the roof of the janitor's office. I crawled to the edge of the roof and noticed it was raining and the whole school was flooded so i started laughing hysterically cause they all died and i was probably the only survivor. All of a sudden the janitor appears but it turns out he's the guy from mall cop and he's a *** rapist. He says not to be scared and he's just lonely and needs a friend so i gave him a hug. We started talking to each other and he invited me into his office where he told me i was his first friend and that the principal always abuses him and uses him as his sex toy rofl and started sobbing. I told him so shut the **** up or the principal was gonna hear us but it was too late. We saw her jogging towards us at full speed, with her grandma boobs bobbing up and down lol . She told me that i was in so much trouble, they were gonna chop my head off if i didnt come with her right away cause she thought he were smoking weed. We kept arguing that i wasnt doing weed until she told me i had 5 minutes to get my stuff and go with her or she was gonna rape both of us. I said good-bye to the mall cop dude and he told me he was sad to lose his best friend, then handed me a banana, rope, cleaning supplies, and a tissue box as a goodbye present before he broke out in tears again. "HURRY THE ****** UP!" SLAP!!! out of nowhere, the crazy b*h of a principal backhands me and tells me im high and it turns out she was a black guy wearing grandma clothes all along...and i wake up eek SxAINT** · Sun Sep 20, 2009 @ 11:22pm · 1 Comments


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Sat Oct 03, 2009 @ 05:21am

ha ha, i hate ms. love

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