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WARNING!! SILENT HILL FANATIC AHEAD!!!
Welcome to Silent Hill!!!!
Me: My parents went to Silent Hill. They didn't come back, but they did get me this FANTASICALLY CUTE PUPPEH!!
Me: OMG ALEX!!! RUN FROM THE KILLER TELE-TUBBIES!!!
Me: -picks up phone- Hellow?
???: HaaAAAaaAAPPYYY BBIIRRTTHHDDAAaaAYYY!!!!!!!1!!
Me: It is? -sigh.- Okay, what did I get?
???: fdjjhd!!! Do you like to GIVE pain -snicker- or RECEIVE IT!!?? -hangs up.-
Me: What the..? Well, frankly, That was a VERY sucky birthday present. :
Henry: I found this in mah fridge. -lifts up dead kitty.- .. -stomach growls- I'm eatin' it.
Don't kill your wife..
She will come back.
She will be pissed.
She will try to kill you.
Mary: James, do you really think I could ever forgive you for what you did?! -turns into a monster and kills Jame's a**.-
Heather: Hi, my name's Heather and I used to do DRUGS!!!!1!!1!!
Claudia: Remember me, and your true self as well. ...Also, that you owe me three bucks from when I bought you a soda in fourth grade.
Now than, if you EVER meet a woman that talks like this..
Claudia: They have come to witness the beginning, the rebirth of paradise, despoiled by mankind. Don't you know? Your power is needed here..
Don't ask questions!!
Heather: Wait, what's going on?! Why are you here?! What about those monsters!?
Just SHOOT her!!
Heather: -shoots Claudia.- :3
Good Job! biggrin
Silent Hill Quiz
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No. 1 Welcome to Silent Hill. Introduce yourself.
Me: I am Kendraa. and guess what? I'm going to kill you. With a balloon. Have a nice day.. :3
No. 2 Now, what brings you to this town?
Me: Pyramid Head. 'Nuff said.
No. 3 Weapon of choice?
Me: -looks around, as I take my hand out of my pocket.- Er.. this switchblade I found in my pocket just now! :O
No. 4 Fascinating. I'm sure there's a lot of sin on your shoulders... What sort of creature would be here?
Me: A nurse, DUH. They're only the most EVIL things in the WORLD.
No. 5 "The lock is broken. I can't open it." What do you do about it?
Me: The logical thing: Explosives. :
No. 6 Unlockable Costume Time!! What's yours?
Me: A pretty black dress. Hey, I know I'll get dirt, I just don't give a s**t. :3
No. 7 Who is your favorite Silent Hill Protagonist?
Me: Henreh.. X3 -glomps him.-
Henry: uh.. hi.. o-o
No. 8 Who is your favorite secondary character than?
Me: Um.. None.
No. 9 Now, your favorite member of The Order?
Me: Walter! I just love that psycho-killer to bits! 3nodding
No. 10 Show me your favorite SH creature!
Me: Scarlett, I choose YYYYOOUUU!!! xd
No. 11 Great. Now for some FUN - put them all together and see what happens!!
Me: Henry!! :O -stabs Elle.- No! don't run!! T.T -chases after Henry.-
Elle: XoX -Bleh!!-
Henry: Oh, s**t. O.o -books it.-
Scarlett: BLAARRRGGHH!!! . _ .
No. 12 What would happen if you met your favorite character of all?
Heather: YOU KILLED MY FATHER! T-T. -beating God, with a golden pipe.-
Me: -doodling in a corner.- .. DOODLEHZ. :3.
No. 13 skipping this one..
No. 14 Draw Alessa in any incarnation or form.
Me: Naww.. :
No. 15 CASUAL FRIDAY AT SILENT HILL. GO.
Pyramid Head: -streakinggg.-
Me: OMG. -DIEZ.-
No. 16 Did you drop this precious Gold Pipe?
Me: Hellz yes! >:3 -snatches it away and than goes off and beats things with it.- BWAHAHAHA!!
No. 17 Now.. Go and send out letters inviting others to Silent Hill..
Me: Mkay'. -Violently raising a golden pipe.- ^^ C'MERE YOU..-Tackling a random person, as I'd thrash his skull in with the pipe.- TAGGEDDD..BAHAHA! :3
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 Nocchis Forehead · Mon Jun 01, 2009 @ 03:36am · 0 Comments |
