WARNING:This may cause severe injury and/or DEATH.
1. Dump cold water on him.
2. Take his gloves.
3. Cut them up and burn them.
4. Make sure he's watching.
5. Make him go on a date.
6. Say it's a pretty girl.
7. Make sure the date is a boy. (preferably Ed.)
8. Send him a 'Mustard Bomb'.
9. Call him useless whenever it rains. Even slightly.
10. Put make-up on him in his sleep.
11. Put fluffy cat ears on him some other time he's asleep.
12. Sick Black Hayate on him.
13. Tell Riza he's harrassing her dog.
14. Kick him in the crotch and run.
15. Trip him while walking.
16. Take his clothes.
17. Leave him just a girly uniform, with a mini-skirt.
18. Tell him the the Fuher demands he wear it.
19. Take pictures.
20. Give them all to Ed to use as blackmail.
21. Make Roy think that HQ has been infltrated.
22. Tell him Envy found out how to dublicate himself.
23. And that the two of you are all that's left.
24. Watch the hell break loose.
25. When he blames you act innocent.
26. Tell everyone he's tired and needs a break.
27. While he's gone, take his place.
28. Mess with everything at his desk.
29. Cut up his really important paperwork. Or burn it...
30. Steal his pocket watch.
31. Frame Edward.
32. Act like Hueghs.
33. Call him everyday and tell him he sucks.
34. Mimic him perfectly for a week straight, or more.
35. Act giggly(girl)/macho(boy) and stupid around him.
36. Tell him he's really NOT sexy.
37. Add that women only date him out of pity.
38. Record Riza readying each of her guns.
39. Play one back randomly around Mustang.
40. Record an angry Fuher yelling at someone.(if possible)
41. Play THAT randomly behind Mustang.
42. Tell him your pregnant.
43. With HIS child.
44. Tell him Ed is also carrying one of his children.
45. Draw a picture of him dieing.
46. Make copies of it and put them everywhere.
47. Tell him that beating Ed was just a fluke.
48. Argue with him constantly about it.
49. Tell him he'll never be Fuher.
50. Splash water on him....EVERYDAY.
Next To Annoy: Yami no Bakura!
1. Dump cold water on him.
2. Take his gloves.
3. Cut them up and burn them.
4. Make sure he's watching.
5. Make him go on a date.
6. Say it's a pretty girl.
7. Make sure the date is a boy. (preferably Ed.)
8. Send him a 'Mustard Bomb'.
9. Call him useless whenever it rains. Even slightly.
10. Put make-up on him in his sleep.
11. Put fluffy cat ears on him some other time he's asleep.
12. Sick Black Hayate on him.
13. Tell Riza he's harrassing her dog.
14. Kick him in the crotch and run.
15. Trip him while walking.
16. Take his clothes.
17. Leave him just a girly uniform, with a mini-skirt.
18. Tell him the the Fuher demands he wear it.
19. Take pictures.
20. Give them all to Ed to use as blackmail.
21. Make Roy think that HQ has been infltrated.
22. Tell him Envy found out how to dublicate himself.
23. And that the two of you are all that's left.
24. Watch the hell break loose.
25. When he blames you act innocent.
26. Tell everyone he's tired and needs a break.
27. While he's gone, take his place.
28. Mess with everything at his desk.
29. Cut up his really important paperwork. Or burn it...
30. Steal his pocket watch.
31. Frame Edward.
32. Act like Hueghs.
33. Call him everyday and tell him he sucks.
34. Mimic him perfectly for a week straight, or more.
35. Act giggly(girl)/macho(boy) and stupid around him.
36. Tell him he's really NOT sexy.
37. Add that women only date him out of pity.
38. Record Riza readying each of her guns.
39. Play one back randomly around Mustang.
40. Record an angry Fuher yelling at someone.(if possible)
41. Play THAT randomly behind Mustang.
42. Tell him your pregnant.
43. With HIS child.
44. Tell him Ed is also carrying one of his children.
45. Draw a picture of him dieing.
46. Make copies of it and put them everywhere.
47. Tell him that beating Ed was just a fluke.
48. Argue with him constantly about it.
49. Tell him he'll never be Fuher.
50. Splash water on him....EVERYDAY.
Next To Annoy: Yami no Bakura!
