WARNING: May cause severe injury or DEATH.
1. Tell him how much better Yami Yugi is than him at everything.
2. Show him all the yaoi couples he's in.
3. Duel him with Dan's ultimate deck(he made it at yugiohdeck maker)
4. When he loses miserably, laugh.
5. Dye his hair pink.
6. Tell him is was all Ryou's idea.
7. Paint the Millenium Ring hot pink.
8. Tye dye all his clothes.
9. Make fun of his accent.
10. Mimic it whenever he speaks.
11. Whenever he seems distracted, try to steal Millenium Ring.
12. Whenever successful, say that you are the TRUE Bandit King.
13. Make fun of his hair whenever possible.
14. Whenever he openly plots just say that it won't work.
15. If he asks why tell him that it's because he sucks too much.
16. Draw on his face in Sharpie.
17. Tell him Yami made you do it.
18. Whenever he threatens you tell him it's impossible.
19. Tell him Marik is going to have his child.
20. Tell him TEA's having his kid too.
21. Constantly talk about how Yami is the smex.
22. Tell him he couldn't even beat Joey in a duel.
23. Call him a total pansy whenever you get the chance.
24. Call him a masochist.
25. If he asks why, show him the scene where he stabs his left hand.
26. Find pictures of him in S&M(bondage) gear.
27. Steal the Millenium Ring
28. Use the bondage pictures for blackmail.
29. Send him a ransom letter. (#30-40, demands)
30. 'Confess' his absolute love for Yami.
31. Make him repent(or apologize) for all the crimes he's commited.
32. Make him dance around in a pink tutu.
33. Make him wear fluffy pink kitty ears.
34. Make him kiss some one(preferably someone he hates)
35. Force him to give you his cards.
36. And every last thing he ever stole.
37. Make him wear a French Maid Outfit.
38. With a feather duster, frilly paintes, etc.
39. Take pictures of this for later blackmail.
40. Make him for slave for at least a month.
41. Show everyone the bondage pictures anyway.
42. Show him fanfics in which he is very nice and loving.
43. If he says it's Ryou show him that it's not.
44. Say that he needs medications.
45. Get him medications.
46. Put them in his food and drink whenever possible.
47. Watch and record the results.
48. Constantly steal random crap from him.
49. Tell him you love him then say you thought he was Yami.
50. Dump cold water on him.
Next to Annoy: Yami Marik!!
1. Tell him how much better Yami Yugi is than him at everything.
2. Show him all the yaoi couples he's in.
3. Duel him with Dan's ultimate deck(he made it at yugiohdeck maker)
4. When he loses miserably, laugh.
5. Dye his hair pink.
6. Tell him is was all Ryou's idea.
7. Paint the Millenium Ring hot pink.
8. Tye dye all his clothes.
9. Make fun of his accent.
10. Mimic it whenever he speaks.
11. Whenever he seems distracted, try to steal Millenium Ring.
12. Whenever successful, say that you are the TRUE Bandit King.
13. Make fun of his hair whenever possible.
14. Whenever he openly plots just say that it won't work.
15. If he asks why tell him that it's because he sucks too much.
16. Draw on his face in Sharpie.
17. Tell him Yami made you do it.
18. Whenever he threatens you tell him it's impossible.
19. Tell him Marik is going to have his child.
20. Tell him TEA's having his kid too.
21. Constantly talk about how Yami is the smex.
22. Tell him he couldn't even beat Joey in a duel.
23. Call him a total pansy whenever you get the chance.
24. Call him a masochist.
25. If he asks why, show him the scene where he stabs his left hand.
26. Find pictures of him in S&M(bondage) gear.
27. Steal the Millenium Ring
28. Use the bondage pictures for blackmail.
29. Send him a ransom letter. (#30-40, demands)
30. 'Confess' his absolute love for Yami.
31. Make him repent(or apologize) for all the crimes he's commited.
32. Make him dance around in a pink tutu.
33. Make him wear fluffy pink kitty ears.
34. Make him kiss some one(preferably someone he hates)
35. Force him to give you his cards.
36. And every last thing he ever stole.
37. Make him wear a French Maid Outfit.
38. With a feather duster, frilly paintes, etc.
39. Take pictures of this for later blackmail.
40. Make him for slave for at least a month.
41. Show everyone the bondage pictures anyway.
42. Show him fanfics in which he is very nice and loving.
43. If he says it's Ryou show him that it's not.
44. Say that he needs medications.
45. Get him medications.
46. Put them in his food and drink whenever possible.
47. Watch and record the results.
48. Constantly steal random crap from him.
49. Tell him you love him then say you thought he was Yami.
50. Dump cold water on him.
Next to Annoy: Yami Marik!!
