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Quotes
I do so love funny quotes. So, here's a bunch of my favorite TV quotes.
INVADER ZIM:
Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!
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Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!
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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.
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Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!
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Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?
Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro...
Zim: Isn't it?
Dib: I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.
Zim: ISN'T IT?
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Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!
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Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
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Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!
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Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!
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SEINFELD:
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.
Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
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George Costanza: Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?
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Jerry: Ah, so you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind?
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George Costanza: My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well.
FRIENDS:
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
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Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
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Monica: You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.
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Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
THE BIG BANG THEORY:
Sheldon: I'll be back before this banana hits the ground!
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Sheldon: Bam!
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All: RUN MONTY RUN!
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