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This made me laugh so much I wanted to share.

"Instead of molesting another guy, you can molest ME for the low low cost of a plane ticket!"

Now the wtf moment.

Yo
I had an enlightenment!
God has sent me a dream!
I was approached by your avi in a sexy dress, she said something
I raised my hands and summoned the weapon of ares himself!
There was a big flash and in my hands i held an ancient weapon
A pizza.
I started beating the living s**t out of your avi with the pizza.
She cried, begged for help, pled for me to stop, but with no avail.
In the end, she fell down, mumbling her last words
A minute or so passed, i cut off a triangle of the pizza and poked her with it
She got up, all cheesy, punched me in the chest and yelled "now i have to shower all over again."
As she walked away, i slapped her with the pizza triangle one last time.


Now tell me...
How THE ******** and WHAT THE ******** did you put in my food?!