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I'm not blunt enough to say "Hey! Do you take it up the a**? Please tell me, at least don't punch me in the face."
I used to be able to tell until I met this guy who was the stereotypical gay guy, always telling girls where he knew they got their clothes, that they are really beautiful and will find someone(but its never him). Says "Oh my god" about everything, he acts all flirty to everyone. We became really good friends, talked all the time, hung out after school, you know. Then he wants me to hang out at his house, sleep over. We watched 'eternal sunshine of the spotless mind' what straight guy watches that with another guy that he thinks is straight? Then we talk for a few hours, then he wants to play truth or dare and Im thinking.... well what would you be thinking if they asked this question, even if they just wanted to play truth or dare after watching a romance/drama movie....nm this is how the conversation went out. btw I broke up with Derryn he was doing crystal meth or something, not sure but he was ********. Anyways, this is what was said during the little game of truth or dare after talking about people we like but never mentioning name or genders:
Him: So Seth, truth or dare?
Me: Truth, I guess.
Him:If someone liked you, and you never thought of them as anything more than a friend, you would still want them to tell you right?
Me:Yeah, I guess.
Him: Good, now I pick, um dare (Smiled so mischeviously you have no idea)
Me sad I'm trying to think of the best way to get my point across without being obvious.) Uh, I dunno. (I said, raising my eyebrows)
Him:Come on, you have to think of something for me to do.
Me: Like what? (Hinting around the subject)
Him: Like making a move on the person.
Me: Who says you have to make the first move
Him:Because I can't wait and the other person is taking forever.
At this point, what would you do?????? Please was I just being stupid? I know the words just make it sound like Im concieded but if you knew this kid and if i could describe the way he said things and his facial expressions, if you were there you would get it.
I basically leaned over and almost got to kiss him when he ws like "Dude are you ******** gay?" and I was just ten feet back in two seconds. "No, of course not."
"Seth, you just tried to kiss me." He said, trying to hold back his giggly, feminine, laugh.
'Guys always joke like that." I said, I did't want him to think I was serious at two in the morning, it would have been too awkward to stay at his house, and I had to take his bus in the morning.
Either way he figured out I wasn't kidding and didn't act like he cared that much. It turned out that he wanted to ask out his best friend who he had apparently been 'working up the courage to ask out' for six months. Anyway, that is one of my more recent 'hitting on the hetero' stories. The rest of the night was fine and he told everyone at school. It was funny because everyone was just like "You seriously did not know Seth was into guys? Did you not know, Jayson, Adam or Derryn?"
He actually was surprised and I didn't know how he could not have known. I'm not trying to sound like Im bragging but everyone knows me in my school. My teachers even bug me about my boyfriends. I just don't know how he didn't know, was he living under a rock? He doesn't act like it, with his knowladge of celebrity marraiges, who wore what, whos dating who. How can he not know about the only openly gay couple in the school. Well ex-couple but you know what I mean and wow this turned into a rant. This is going in my journal.
 Ass Pirate Fairy Boy · Wed Dec 21, 2005 @ 11:03am · 2 Comments |
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