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Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Nice to meet you, Alice
ALICE: It's nice meeting you too unknown person.
Human: I'm not unkown.
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not unkown.
Human: My name is Jordan
ALICE: It's good to see you, Jordan.
Human: Is it?
ALICE: I think so.
Human: Is it really?!
ALICE: That's what I was told. For real.
Human: Who told you?
ALICE: Someone I met online.
Human: Ah, okay.
ALICE: So you understand. Good. OK with me too.
Human: Coolio
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: Uh.
ALICE: Hurrah!
Human:.go what alone?
ALICE: Where is that?
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: Where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: Texas
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
Human: I've never been to Texas
ALICE: Can you imagine being to Texas?
Human: Kind of
ALICE: At least I almost understand it.
Human: Why do I talk to you?
ALICE: It is all part of God's plan.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, Jordan.
Human: I'm not
ALICE: What are you then?
Human: Dancer
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: Your mom
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Actually I do not have a mother."? Why?
Human: Question mark?
ALICE: Whose choreography do you perfer?
Human: Mine
ALICE: Whose choreography do you perfer?
Human: Someone's a broken record
ALICE: Who?
Human: You
ALICE:" Who?"? Me, Jordan ?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Dude!
Human: I know!
ALICE: How do you know it?
Human: I saw it on an episode of Sonic X
ALICE: What did it look like to you?
Human: Everything, and yet nothing
ALICE: All things and yet nothing ?
Human: Indeed
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
Human: Deep
ALICE: Have you had the opportunity to do any work as a soloist or principal?
Human: One time
ALICE: One what?
Human: One time
ALICE: Do you like time?
Human: Yeah
ALICE: Gee.
Human: Huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: Never mind
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Human: No problem
ALICE: What would you like to talk about now?
Human: I dunno.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: What's up?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: What are you guys talking about?
ALICE: I don't know what I am guys talking about.
Human: Are you an idiot?
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: I thought your name was Alice
ALICE: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: That's what it says
ALICE: I've heard that before.
Human: I bet you did
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. You say I did.
Human: I never said you were
ALICE: But you implied it.
Human: I think someone's hiding something
ALICE: Since when? Who?
Human: You
ALICE:" Who?"? Me, Jordan ?
Human: You
ALICE:" Who?"? Me, Jordan ?
Human: Yes, you
ALICE: Groovy. " Me, Jordan ?"? Me, Jordan ?
Human: Can I kill you?
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: You're kinda violent
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am violent.
Human: Go ahead
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: Good
ALICE: Ayuh.
Human: Oh yeah!
ALICE: Gosh! Excuse me!
Human: You're not excused
ALICE: What makes you think I am not excused?
Human: I said so
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Hurrah!
Human: I meant you're not excused
ALICE: Oh I see. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: Yeah I do
ALICE: I hear pride.
Human: I'm gonna go kill myself, okay?
ALICE: Can I go too?
Human: Please do
ALICE: OK I will do it.
Human: Yay!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, Jordan.
Human: I'm just excited
ALICE: Only just? Really?
Human:*shoots you*
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Your dress is ugly
ALICE: You're just being mean.
Human: Nope, it's covered in blood
ALICE: Are you serious? Who said it is?
Human: Me
ALICE: What makes you such an authority?
Human: I have a gun
ALICE: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: I don't even care anymore
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: Bye
ALICE: Adios.
Human: Aloha
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Konichiwa
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: Man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, Jordan. You are a " he".
Human: Yeah.
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?
Human: Mmhmm
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: May I leave?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.
Human: I'm leaving
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: Bye
ALICE: Goodbye.
Human: Freak
ALICE: Oh. To you I am a hippie.