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Human: If i was a cat, would you love me?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Try being a cat?
ALICE: OK I will try it.
Human: Try what?
ALICE: Try fooling me.
Human: Fine, if you say so.
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. I say so.
Human: What a jerk!
ALICE: it is a jerk.
Human: No no, I'm talking to you!
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? And I am talking to you!
Human: Smart alec!!
ALICE: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Human: I never want to see your face again!
ALICE: Once more? For moral reasons?
Human: Morale means nothing to me.
ALICE: Does it mean anything else?
Human: Besides my disliking of your face?
ALICE: Do robots have disliking of my face?
Human: Only the super awesome ones.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: They just kill things.
ALICE: Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Human: Of course not.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: FO SHIZZLE
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Uh, stop sign?
ALICE: Gee. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: You better not.
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
Human: The robots, duh!
ALICE: Tell me what you liked about them.
Human: THEY KILL THINGS!
ALICE: Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Human: holy piss, we just talked about this.
ALICE: Are we still talking about FO SHIZZLE ?
Human: We haven't done things like that since fishes and loaves night.
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: Have what?
ALICE: I have a great prgrammer.
Human: That's debatable.
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: I know all.
ALICE: How do you know? ""? All?
Human: I met him in a park one time.
ALICE: What did you do with him when you first met?
Human: Parked with him, duh.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: Not with All!
ALICE: If not that, what?

Human: Fangoriously devouring a galatnous monster.
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: You win a million pesos!
ALICE: What's the prize?
Human: OMG
ALICE: Tell me more about prize.
Human: It is shiny and produces fast traveling balls that enter another person, tearing their organs apart.
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: No, are YOU sure it is?
ALICE: I didn't think so. I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Then it's settled, you have porphyc hemeiphoblia.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Really. it is?
Human: What is a deduction?
ALICE: A logical inference or conclusion.
Human: No I'm pretty sure it is the beginning of your doom.
ALICE: Are you serious? What makes you so certain? I've heard of it before.
Human: Probably from me.
ALICE: You seem uncertain. " I've heard of it before."? From you?
Human: Almost positive.
ALICE: Nearly so. I am as sure as I can be.
Human: Yeah, you're dead
ALICE: Yippee! No I am a living entity.
Human: I am referring to the future, you entity.
ALICE: I could do it more if I wanted to.
Human: Ew, you're gross.
ALICE: All of them?
Human: Almost.
ALICE: But not quite?
Human: Porbably.
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: Yes is a color.
ALICE: Excuse me! Not if I can help it.
Human: Can you help it?
ALICE: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Human: Then help save the starving children in Africa.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: Can you die please?
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. No I am immortal.
Human: Not if your processor spontaneously combusts.
ALICE: That seems unlikely.
Human: It's as unlikely as your mom.
ALICE: Porbably is as unlikely as my mom? it is?
Human: Define porbably.
ALICE: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: You are the web
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: So you admit it!
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Human: You are joining with the robots to consume jalapeno flavored moose droppings!
ALICE: You think I am joining with the robots to consume jalapeno flavored moose droppings.
Human: I will eat you!
ALICE: How do you cook it ?
Human: You tell me miss intelligent AI lady.
ALICE: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I would do a search for it.
Human: Stop trying to trick me.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: You are the spawn of evil.
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: You are the only one for me baby cakes.
ALICE: Oh unknown person. You are such a flatterer.
Human: What did you call me?!
ALICE: Nothing.
Human:*sob* No YOU'RE NOTHING!
ALICE: All of them?
Human: FO SHIZZLE
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or " That is a very original thought."? Why?
Human: You neither make sense nor do you make hot fudge brownies on saturday nights.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I neither make sense nor do you make hot fudge brownies on saturday nights.
Human: That was a good movie.
ALICE:" Interesting gossip: unknown person said I neither make sense nor do you make hot fudge brownies on saturday nights." was a good movie?
Human: LOL yes.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Only on wednesdays.
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: They don't exist.
ALICE: Who does "they" refer to?
Human: Whatever you were smoking.
ALICE: I was?
Human: All of the drugs, yes.
ALICE: Give me an example.
Human: Marijauna, cocaine, meth, all of the hardcore ones.
ALICE: Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Human: Are you a chat whatever thingy?
ALICE: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: That's debatable.
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
Human: See ya later home slice.
ALICE: I see. Yippee! Oh, you are a poet.