Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you (or more, if you feel like it)
1) Your name?
Maya:
Sanskrit for "illusion". Also an appealing female name, which sadly was not used in The Matrix.
Female:"My name is Maya"
Male:"So you aren't real?"
Female: "Now I really hate my parents.."
2)Your age?
16:
Legal age for ******** in the UK.
1. Woohoo! I'm 16! Now I can go and get my brains ******** even more by some guy.
2. s**t, now I can't ******** guys over threatening statutory rape after they ******** my brains out.
3. Woohoo! My girlfriend turned 16 today. Now I can ******** her brains out in front of the cop shop! and give them the finger at the same time! ...Next day: *knock at door* "I'm afraid we're going to have to take you to the station for indecent public behaviour, and for having sex with a minor - she turned 15 yesterday, not 16" ... "s**t, the ******** b***h slut!"
3) A friend?
Toro:
to wipe out while riding your bike, to have an obscenely bloody accident where one is amazingly able to walk away, to come inches from becoming roadkill, to ride a bike while intoxicated where the likelihood an accident will occur is increased exponentially.
ex 1:
Girl to drunk friend leaving bar on his bicycle: "Dude, be safe and s**t - don't toro yourself on the way home!"
Dude friend: "Ah, man - I'm not THAT drunk!"
ex 2:
Girl #1: I'm on lunch, right? and this bike messenger almost gets doored by this fatass getting out of his car. The bike messenger totally swerves but there was this manhole cover there, and you know it had been raining that day, right? dude, he totally toro'ed himself all over the road and was almost run over by this cabbie when he bit it!
4)What should you be doing?
Reading:
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers
Go Reading Rockets! Oh wow you live in Reading! You must be rich.
5)Favorite color?
Red:
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo b***h a** need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid b***h!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
6) Birthplace?
White Plains:
Best town in Westchester. As a result of several unfortunate events in the early months of 2005, this town is known for being host to parties which are destined to be abruptly ended by the city police (particularly if this party is attended by one Brian Klasner). However, police tend to use illegal tactics to end these parties, so legal action is rarely taken.
This "small" town has recently been drastically upsized as a result of the newly constructed movie theatre/city center. This very diverse town gets along very well. With a very diverse population, this is an all-around great city.
1.) January, 2005 - Hotel party in Tarrytown, thrown by a WPHS student, ends with 12 "arrests". Rumors started by chief of police that the host used internet invitations. Meanwhile, the host does not even know how to properly use a computer. Takes police approximatly 6 days to find the host. Nothing is done.
2.) St. Patricks Day, 2005 - 23 WPHS students are caught at 10:23 AM at residence of a student, skipping class to drink green beer. When asked about the drinking, the students denyed it...too bad they decided to dye their beer green. For a few hours, it was believed that there would be no high school sports as a result of this party.
...lol
7) Month of your birth?
August:
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
..nobodyusesthisinconversation-_-
9) What is your nickname?
Maymay:
a nickname for a girl. up beat and energetic.
XD
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