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a twilight fanfic by mits.

Ethan potter was a vry fat kid who had a rly bad life. He lived wit his mom and his step dad who went on holiday but ethan didn’t wanna go so he went to his dad’s house in dis rly rural area which apparently only gets sunlight like 2 times a year bkus so many dum clouds. Ethan potter had a gud life, he was thin and had black hair which has da making for a rly gud story.
Neways, da story starts at Cosco: School of Wichcrafs n Wizards, which is located outside Virginia New Orleans. So Ethan just got to his dad’s house n had dis rly mopey attitude which the audience thinks is so cool, and he goes downstairs to find 2 Indian ppl talkin to his dad. 1 was a goddamn cripple ffs. K so he goes to meet dem and finds out dat the uncrippled Indian is rly his friend from back in da past named Q. an da fkin cripple Indian is rly Q’s dad named Tots. Ethan’s dad, who is named Cari, and Tots go to watch yu-gi-oh abridged series, an Q is like
“hey u c dis truck??”
“ya” sed ethan.
“dats u in 5 years. Jk, dis truck is 4 u, my dad n ur dad made it so u can go 2 skool.” sed q
“k.” sed ethan.
And by that point, Q had already gotten dis rly huge crush on Ethan and it was so obvious and made it seem awkward when they are together later in the story, but neways.

K so next day at school, ethan is like walking to his class n some weerd asian kid named Diana is like
“hay I work 4 school newspaper, u r rly big news!!!!!! Can I get a story???”
“no” sed ethan.
Den ethan goes to his classroom and stands next 2 da fan. Den he sees who da teacher told him to sit next to, some guy named Gride. Who immediately starts huffin n puffin n movin his hips, u no. so ethan goes an sits next to Gride at the table n Ethan says
“hi im bruno, jk im ethan who r u??”
“im gride Edward serge cullen” he sed den got on his nimbus 2000 an catch da golden snitch. 20 points 4 Gryffindor.
“k.” sed ethan.

Den class got out and ethan walked down the corridors [dats English for hallways, u no] an accidently bumped into da poshuns teecher Professor Pallor!!! Also kai was walkin down the corridors before ethan was bkus he had dat same class but 1 hour earlier. Just so u no. neways.
“mr potter…” prof pallor sed den did a quick hair flick, girls on the internet made a .gif about it and put something about herbal essence on it. Or mayb it was loriel. Neways.
“sry professor…” ethan sed rly scared as prof pallor pulled out his yugioh deck 2 summon blue eyes white dragon.
Suddenly gride swooped in and pulled harry-- I mean ethan away to safety. Professor pallor yelled som pretty bad things at dem while dey swooped away but thanks to 4!Kids, its censored out of this fanfic. Cunts. Then the prof went back 2 his lab 2 study pokemon.
Gride dropped Ethan at the fountain next to his dormitory, the boys one. They stared in each others eyes for a few mins n fan girls in da audience went crazy bkus yaoi moment. Neways, gride den sed
“ethan u nid 2 b careful. Here, take my time wizard 2 help u.”
“thnx yugi-- I meen gride. Gawd dis is rly confusing bkus mits keeps changing the show we r supposed 2 b makin fun of.”
“k.” sed gride “also ur heroine 2 me, im an ex addict so I cant c u anymore”
“wat if I wear gloves????” sed ethan
“dats fine” sed gride.

Meanwhile at da justice league head quarters, tots reviels dat he is rly Lord Voldetots!!! Neways, 4 weeks later. Gride an his 2 frands mits n peachu arrive at da johto league. In da bushes behind dem, vyro and milk wait 2 steal gride’s rly rare agumon. Also kai was there before dem but 1 hour earlier and he was in super sayin mode so dey didn’t see him. Den all of a sudden, a man who looked like gride but just slightly older, like just a few years older like under 6 years, appeared out of nowhere.
“gride.” sed mits
“wat.” sed gride
“u c dat guy???” sed mits
“ya” sed gride
“k.” sed mits

The end.