koatter [koala+otter] an da sorcerer's q - a fanfic by mits.
once apon a time dere was dis rly giant huge ape guy, who is also asian, named q kong. q was a good ape and she never got mad unless da tribe dat lived outside his forest, named da amirite tribe, didnt give her human sacrifices.
k 1 day dis guy, who looked like jack black, went to q's forest by sailin there on a boat. his name was tots. he also had famous actresses Gride Lamboats and Diana Aznaboot come wit him to da forest. k so da tribe didnt like dem comin dere an since exodia was busy, dey just used psycho mind s**t to scare dem into submishun. k den dey heard dis reeeel lowd roar an dey tied gride up 2 dis sacrifice thing. den king q came out of da jungle and she grabed gride den asked him "r u the doctor?"
den mits popped up outta nowhere n was like "gride u c dat giant ape guy who is also asian?"
"ya" sed gride
"dats u in 5 years" sed mits
"gawd." sed gride
da end, gride died btw. jk. no he did, no jk he didnt, jk aboot bein jk, he is.
stay tuned for a sneak peak of "a twilight fanfic by mits part 2"
"ethan sat and red da sammich, his uncle had died in ohio new orleans. he cried shamefuly for *81 mins until prof pallor came and beat him.
"no texting in school, plz give me ur cellfoan" sed prof pallor
"juz 1 sec, gride sent me pics n im replyin. u wanna c???" sed ethan
"shur" sed prof pallor"
*18, typo sry
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