I was getting bored at the ol' butcher shop
so I decided to get some friends over to play school.
There was Rancidmeat, Knife, Linty and Old Gum (he's the popular one).
So there I was having a philosophy class, taught by Prof. Hanging Cow Carcass, and we got onto the discussion of speciesism. They thought it was okay to experiment on elves for medical purposes while I did not.
"Look at all the good things elves have brought us!" I declared to the snarky Rancidmeat. "Legolas! ElfQuest! The Littlest Elf and much more!"
I paused in consideration of what I had just said. Was Legolas really that much of a help to our society? What do elves really contribute to make this world a better place? I mean, none of them are environmentalists anymore, they're all into entertainment lately. Elves are, then, no better than a movie star, singer or welfare person soaking up the glory and money of our country while contibuting nothing of real value to our economy and society as a whole!
I don't play school anymore.
 AbatoireJuggernaut · Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 10:07pm · 0 Comments |
