Cutting raw meat has its charms, but I was getting a little bored for a brief moment and thought this:
When an ant wants to commit suicide, he jumps off you.
When you want to commit suicide, you jump off a building.
But what if a building wants to commit suicide? What do they jumo off of? A mountain? No, that's silly. They can't and that's why they get miserable and cranky and depressed and haunted.
That's right haunted. It is clearly a textbook case of converting the innermost anxiety and sadness into a physical entity (aka ghost). So the exorcist comes along or priest, medium what have you, and they are like the therapist for the house. They get rid of the anxiety and sadness, and the house is no longer suicidal without a means to kill itself.
It had been a long day.
 AbatoireJuggernaut · Fri Mar 09, 2007 @ 11:16pm · 0 Comments |
