Conversation Assignment
Ditchers
Ditchers
"Why are you here?" He asked. "I had nothing better to do, got a problem with it?" She responded." "Nah, it's not big deal, I just didn't expect you to be here at this hour, thats all." "Mhmm, well what are you doing here? Don't you have a class soon?" "Yeah but I don't feel like going today so I'm ditching." "You know ditching will lead to a bad grade." "Oh shut up, I know for a fact that you have a class right now." "Ever thought it got cancelled?" "Well did it?" "No, but that's besides the point, I have a bad headache and can't stand Mr. Stock annoying lectures on days like this."
"What's wrong? You hungover?" "God no! I don't touch the stuff. I'm a good girl." "Ha! Now that's funny. If you're Ms. sweet and innocent, than I'm Mr. Barack Obama." " Oh shut up, I hardly touch the stuff." "Sure thats why I saw you taking a hit of that joint last friday at Dave's party. Even had a beer in your hand." "So what if I need some down time once in awhile." "Oh don't even get me started on your smoking habbit." "Like you don't smoke or party once in awhile." "Oh no, I do. Thing is...I actually admit what I am. You try to act like you're better." "I do not!" "Yes you do, but it's whatever. You wanna tell me what im doing wrong while you're doing the same thing its chill." "I'm just trying to help, forgive me for caring about you!" "Theres a difference in cariing and controling, you're on the controling side." "Drop it, I'm tired of talking about it."
"Fine Fine, it's all up to you. Hey do you have a cig?" "I've got more than one." "Well can I have one then?" "Why should I give you one?" "Because I'm a nice guy?" "Be lucky you're my best friend Bryant." "Aww thanks, you know I love ya!" "Whatever" "Aww don't be like that Beth." "Too bad." "What if i apologized?" "It's a start." "Ok then, Please please please forgive me Beth I'm the biggest douche in the world! I don't deserve a friend like you! I'm so sorry, you arn't controling, I'm just stupid." "Ok ok dumbass, I forgive you, just stop shouting, people are looking at us!"
"Well maybe there just jealous of how amazing we are." "Oh yeah, that must be it." "Aw come on have some fun,lifes better when you're the center of attention." "No life's just better when you're too stupid to realize everyone's laughing at you not with you.""Ok ms. grumpy you win." "I always win." "Well then, wanna go grab a bite to eat since we both have a couple hours till our next class." "I'm broke, and the cafeteria sucks." "Well let's go get some mexican food then, my treat." "Well that changes everything. We're taking your car, I got a good spot and I'm not moving." "I'm paying for food and wasting gas?" "yeah pretty much" "That's not fair" "Life's not fair. besides your the man, you drive." "Fine, besides I wouldn't want to be seen in your piece of crap." "Hey it gets me where I need to go!"
