A manly list of manly proportions that describe the manly thing that only manly men do in their manly time. Not in the manliest order, but still, they are MANLY.
Real Men...
1-Real Men...Punch deer
2-Real Men...Slap yetis
3-Real Men...Headbutt cacti
4-Real Men...Dropkick pigs and bacon comes out
5-Real Men...Piledrive sharks
6-Real ******** Chuck Norris
7-Real Men...Don't have sex, sex has them
8-Real Men...Get fat and enjoy the process, then falcon punch their fat away
9-Real Men...Listen to Village People
10-Real Men...Solve things with violence
11-Real Men...Use their fist to solve political problems
12-Real Men...Can stop a bullet with their pelvis
13-Real Men...Can punch a hole through the wall with their p***s
14-Real Men...Beat Bruce Lee in a yelling contest
15-Real Men...Can bicycle kick farther than Liu Kang
16-Real Men...Go TOWARDS the scary noises and blood curling screams
17-Real Men...Get kicked in the balls and don't flinch
18-Real Men...Have balls of steel
19-Real Men...Can clearly say 'extracurricular' while typing it with their tongue
20-Real Men...Don't know what 'mauve' is
21-Real Men...Do not look for the definition of 'mauve'
22-Real Men...Don't get fooled by this list
23-Real Men...Yell and their hair grows, turns blonde and grow muscles
24-Real Men...Know that the manly line #23 is a Dragon Ball reference
25-Real Men...Have flicked their own sack out of curiosity at least ONCE in their lifetime
26-Real Men...Don't chase skirts, they chase women
27-Real Men...Don't smoke, they inhale methane
28-Real Men...Don't ride mechanical bulls, they ride REAL bulls
29-Real Men...Slap Face's book
30-Real Men...Didn't get that last joke
31-Real Men...Get the urge to do some of the things in this list
32-Real Men...Can masturbate without their hands
33-Real Men...Haunt ghosts
34-Real Men...Wait for the Boogeyman to come out and beat his a** back into the closet
35-Real Men...Check the doctor's prostrate
36-Real Men...Don't ask their women for sex, they just DO IT
37-Real Men...Don't get denied for sex by their women
38-Real Men...Can knock out a person with their p***s
36-Real Men...Aren't shy, they just quietly examine their prey
37-Real Men...Don't let other people sit in their Poopin' Throne
38-Real Men...Don't get drunk. They are perfectly capable of driving back ho- -barfs-
39-Real Men...Can finish a Baconator, then order another one, with a side of fries, a frosty and a large soda.
40-Real Men...Drink NyQuil and Red Bull
41-Real Men...Don't get p***y a** wings from drinking Red Bull
42-Real Men...Swim towards a piranha batch and bite THEM
43-Real Men...Walk naked in their home
44-Real Men...Go to the Mall in their boxers
45-Real Men...Can e-mail a pimpslap
46-Real Men...Are not homosexual. If this were not true, it would be like dividing by zero.
47-Real Men...Communicate With Their Pelvis
48-Real Men...Can only appear in the TV show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy if they are there to punch every one of those guys in the tit.
49-Real Men...Only Google for porn.
50-Real Men...Have watch porn weekly.
51-Real Men...Want to be either a ninja or a pirate when they grow up.
52-Real Men...Ride the Bear Cavarly!
53-Real Men...Don't ride prissy Chocobos, they take them through the Kentucky DRIVETHRU.
54-Real Men...Have a zombie plague survival plan.
55-Real Men...Love getting their nipples twisted.
56-Real Men...Laugh at two girls one cup, masturbate to tubgirl and slap each individual from tea party on the a**.
57-Real Men...Can punch through the Internet screen and it come out from the other side.
58-Real Men...Can demand sex by doing a special eye twitch they've developed. However If you've developed this skill out of no where you've probably got Parkinson.
59-Real Men...Wear cowboy hats.
60-Real Men...Have their boners mistaken for nuclear missiles.
More manliness to come...
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