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I need to get a job. I don't particularly want one, since free time is hard enough to come by as it is, especially once Gaia sucked me in.

Instead, I've decided to go a different route: pickpocketing. I steal people's lint, and then I sell it back to them at outrageous prices. Come to think of it, I'd probably be happier with the lint.

So my backup plan is now my main plan: blackmail the Mafia. I'd tell some Mafia kingpin that I have pictures of him in a cute, frilly pink tutu. Naturally, he'd deny the whole thing. Then I'd ask for money, since that would clutter up my house and make it much harder to find the pictures. Naturally, he'd agree, and everyone would be better off. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

Well, aside from getting a slightly damaged horse.

Or something like that.