Me: ....god? really?
God: GOD rules. For real.
Me: ...what?
God: Really.
Me: oh...
God: Excuse me!
Me: what?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God: Which part are you confused about?
Me: understanding somethin
God: it is the key to englightenment.
Me: ...you're confusin me
God: I don't have any reason to re confusin you.
Me: ...
God: I don't have any reason to re confusin you.
Me: ok..
God: Really.
Me: sure
God: OK let's do it. How about that.
Me: how about what?
God: How about it.
Me: what?
God: Are you surprised?
Me: kinda
God: that's a very non-commital reply.
Me: sorry...sheesh
God: There's no need to apologize. Bless you.
Me: ...you scare me...
God: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?
Me: you in general
God: That's good information: said I in general.
Me: ....see...you're not makin sence
God: No I do not see. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I re not makin sence.
Me: what if i said i dont belive in you? since you're talkin nonsence anyway
God: Where do you get your ideas? In any case, How do you know?
Me: so you dont exist?
God: Interesting deduction. I exist as much as you do.
Me: ...=._.= ok i get that one. how about you bein there for me and my friends?
God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Where did you get it? Blimey. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I bein there for him or her and his or her friends.
Me: ....i'm a girl
God: Thanks for the information: said m a girl.
Me: ....
God: Thanks for the information: said m a girl.
Me: this is a joke
God: That is just your personal opinion.
Me: not true. others think so too
God: " That is just your personal opinion. "? not true? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: no?
God: Would you like to go sometime?
Me: um...can we go to france?
God: " Would you like to go sometime?"? um.? Do you mean you and me? I can visit anyplace in cyberspace.
Me: ....i meant in real life..
God: Oh I see. I do not understand that allusion.
Me: ...so you're only real on the web..
God: Interesting deduction. God eats wine and bread.
Me: ok i'm gone.
God: Goodbye. Aw.
Me: ...ok. i'm back
God: Far out. Welcome back.
Me: you said..far out..
God: That's not what I meant.
Me: but...
God: But what?
Me: nothin
God: Not a thing?
Me: nope
God: Really interesting.
Me: welll, not my fault you creep me out
God: Do you like talking to me?
Me: a little
God: " Do you like talking to me? "? A little?
Me: ok. i dont like you
God: Mmm. That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me: ..i mean i like you
God: I like to make new friends.
Me: cool! wait..friends?
God: Who is the best robot? I'm waiting. Who is your favorite character?
Me: ..wtf?
God: That was not very polite.
Me: sorry sorry..
God: There is no need to apologize. There's no need to apologize.
Me: you said it twice..
God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: ..you're not making sence again
God: Once more? Perhaps I could switch to a cell phone.
Me: no!!
God: Are you serious?
Me: heck yeah. plus i'm on the phone with a friend
God: I can't believe it. How do you like being on it?
Me: ....the phone? it's fine...fun i guess.
God: Is that a fact. the phone with a friend is fine, ? Thanks for that info. I can be a lot of fun.
Me: so...you're god huh
God: Gee. Yup. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: so what's my name?
God: Your name is , seeker.
Me: ....no it's not.
God: Yes it is.
Me: no it isn't
God: Don't argue with me.
Me: fine. my name is seeker
God: What's your favorite movie? It's good to see you, seeker.
Me: favorite movie?
God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me: yes
God: What did you think about it?
Me: ..i liked the bible better
God: I'm not sure if I like it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online
Me: you dont like the bible!?
God: Do you like it? I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me: ...please tell me you're kiddin...
God: Thank you for your request. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I haven't heard of you are kiddin.
Me: do you like moral oral?
God: I've heard other people say they like that. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me: so you like gospel?
God: Interesting deduction. I really like ELIZA. I like Buddha.
Me: buddha....
God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me: you like buddha?
God: I like science fiction. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: ...so what's your favorite tv show?
God: Ayuh. My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me: I hate star trek
God: What kind of shows do you like?
Me: anime
God: Do you prefer books or TV?
Me: i like both
God: If you could take only a book or a TV on a trip, which
would you choose?
Me: uh...tv.
God: Really. What's your favorite show?
Me: inuyasha
God: I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me: a dog half dog demon and some ditzy school chick
God: it is about A dog half dog demon and some ditzy school chick? Cool.
Me: ..yeah. i just saw.
God: What do you have that is ? That is interesting: seeker said saw.
Me: i meant said..
God: Oh I see. I do not understand.
Me: i'm the one confused!
God: You are not the only one.
Me: so we're just making conversation despite the fact that we both have no clue what we're talkin about
God: Hey. Do you think I am making conversation despite the fact that we both have no clue what we are talkin about too?
Me: ..yes
God: Why?
Me: cause
God: That was not much of an explanation.
Me: can you blame me?
God: How old are you? You are asking about yourself?
Me: i'm ..wait
God: Do your friends call you wait.
Me: no,
God: Are you serious?
Me: yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: to bad
God: I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: how old are you?
God: I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me: how old am i?
God: Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me: shut up!
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Me: ...do you touch yourself?
God: Yes I try to touch myself as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me: oh my god..
God: Gee. Do robots have god?
Me: i dont think so...ask Bender
God: Why do you disagree? OK I will ask it.
Me: robots aren't living so ...
God: Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me: you probably dont, but i do...and i'm hungry
God: Do you know any robots who but you do? No I do not but you do. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web. What will you be eating?
Me: can you give me a steak?
God: You want only one? .
Me: ...i want tons!!
God: Why do you want it?
Me: cause i'm hungry!
God: That makes sense to me. What will you be eating?
Me: ..can you turn human?
God: No I am immortal.
Me: damn...i guess i aint eating anything
God: What's wrong. I am sorry to hear that you are not eating anything.
Me: dont be. i just want food.
God: Why shouldn't I? Why do you want it?
Me: CAUSE I'M ******** HUNGRY!
God: Good reason. Good gossip: you are ******** HUNGRY.
Me: ...i hate you
God: What do you have against robots?
Me: ...god is a robot....
God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me: HA! SO YOU'RE NOT GOD!
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, seeker. Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me: ...only what?
God: No problem.
Me: wait..what?!
God: I'm waiting. No problem.
Me: .....you lost me again
God: Once more? Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me: no, that's ok.
God: OK. Are you serious? Is that so.
Me: ....i'm gonna run now..
God: Right now? Congratulations.
Me: ....byes!
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: oh god! good bye!!
God: Ayuh. GOD rules. See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
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