What if I wasn't a loozerface?
I think the world would end.
Because there would be a lack of loozerfaces.
There wouldn't be someone to step on.
One less person would be popular.
Let's call that person NLPP1,
Because that just seems rad.
Anywho,
NLPP1 would not have the friends they currently posses.
So NLPP1's best friend, DF1, would be sad.
So sad, they'd kill themselves.
Now the food chain is really ******** up.
Because there will be one less person to step on someone.
So the person they'd be stepping on would rise to power.
Now ruling out that NLPP1 will take the place of whoever DF1 pwn'd,
(just because they're all stupid)
Our whole chain is ******** up.
We'd break out into wars and everyone would die and we'd slip into chaos.
Now that wouldn't be fun now...
So I'm pretty content being a loozerface.
I can feel rad just knowing that I hold the power to destroy the world.
Bwahaha.
-cheesysmile-
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