I am a loser who is asthmatic.
What can you expect?
I also don't take PE.
But I joined Track&Field just to stay fit.
Sooooos....
I went running one morning and I was like OMGICAN'TDOTHISICAN'TBREATHE!
But ******** MrWessel's all like KEEPRUNNINGBITCH!
So I did.
And then I got back to school
Our first block for the day was band.
Band sucks
I suck at band.
But I didn't wanna play my saxophone because i couldn't breathe.
So I told the teacher that and he's all like GOTOTHEOFFICEBITCH!
So I did.
And I had no puffer with me.
That's rite, I have a puffer.
cool
Anywho.
They hooked me up to an oxygen tank
And they couldn't phone my parents
So they called an ambulance.
D:
Ze paramedics hooked me to all these monitors and another tank with some other gas
It tasted really bad.
that made me all better.
But they insisted that I go to the hospital in the ambulance.
But I didn't wanna go in the freaking stretcher
But they made me.
D:
Note to everyone who will ride an almulance across the k-hole bride:
Brace yourself.
It's fuxxing bumpy.
D:
Haily punching me in the back prolly didn't do me any good.
D:
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