Miss Nylon: i asked my mom
Miss Nylon: to open this can of jelly
Miss Nylon: and she brought it to the bathroom
Miss Nylon: and just starting bathing
Miss Nylon: and im like
Miss Nylon: dude
Miss Nylon: i want that back
Miss Nylon: wtf did you think i said
Miss Andry: wat
Miss Andry: wtf is wrong with your mother
Miss Nylon: i dont know
Miss Nylon: DD:
Miss Andry: she has a can of jelly
Miss Andry: in the bathroom?
Miss Andry: seriously
Miss Andry: is your mother like
Miss Andry: insane
Miss Andry: I can't even think
Miss Andry: of a more insane thing. jelly in a bathroom while bathing
Miss Nylon: Me: ..Did you open it? D:
Mom: Oh you wanted me to LOOK at it?
Me: ...No, open it...help me open it...
Mom: Oh...I thought you told me to put it in the fridge! =B
Miss Nylon: GOD
Miss Andry: is your mom like
Miss Andry: super
Miss Andry: asian
Miss Andry: or something
Miss Andry: like unberivable
Miss Andry: I can't even understand how
Miss Andry: jelly goes into bathroom
Miss Andry: to look at
Miss Nylon: nooo shes white
Miss Andry: well ********
Miss Andry: you gotta get outta there man
Miss Andry: this jelly thing
Miss Andry: can only go farther south
Miss Andry: next thing you know
Miss Andry: she'll think its a baby
Miss Andry: then when you open it
Miss Andry: she'll think you killed her baby
Miss Andry: and ate it
Miss Andry: in a sandwich
Miss Andry: then
Miss Andry: she'll have to kill you
Miss Andry: D: do you see
Miss Andry: what just happened
Miss Andry: you are going to DIEEEEEEEEEEEE
Miss Nylon: uh, no
Miss Andry: GET OUT OF THERE JULIA
Miss Andry: UH GEE
Miss Nylon: but don't worry im trying my darndest
Miss Andry: darndest
Miss Nylon: YES
Miss Nylon: DARDNEST
Miss Nylon: OKAY
Miss Andry: AREWIH
Miss Andry: I'M SORRY
Miss Andry: BEWARE THE JELLY
Miss Andry: BEWAAARE
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