Oh god. I don't know if this is in my older journals...BUT I'M KEEPING IT FOR ME RIGHT NOW FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.
am_zid_bow: normaly we dont talk much
i_am_zid_bow: *throw super toast at u* why is that?
kokuei525: *Super toast starts flying around and saving the world*
i_am_zid_bow: ....man thats one great pice of toast...
kokuei525: *piece of toast gets eaten*
i_am_zid_bow: ...let us morn for that pice of toast...
kokuei525: *looks down at floor sadly* poor toast...
i_am_zid_bow: i knooow that toast was the best
kokuei525: It was really yummy too...
i_am_zid_bow: OMG U ATE HIM?!
i_am_zid_bow: MY TOAST?!?! NOOOO BETRAYAL
kokuei525: I mean
kokuei525: OH WHO'S THE BISH WHO ATE THAT TOAST
kokuei525: >>;;
kokuei525: Bombi put me up to it
i_am_zid_bow: XD
i_am_zid_bow: me: WHY DID U MAKE JUL EAT SUPER TOAST!?!?? bombi:...wat...? U STUPID CRAZY BLONDE I AM NOT TALKING 2 U
i_am_zid_bow: he'llll come bak he always dose
kokuei525: xD
i_am_zid_bow: oh taht wonderfull super toast...
kokuei525: Where'd you get it any ways?
i_am_zid_bow: i found it on the floor at king soopers
kokuei525: Let's go look for more!
i_am_zid_bow: WHEEEEEE LETS LOOK 4 MORE *pull out puppet bombi* and he'll carry it all
i_am_zid_bow: *runs through store giggling insanely*
i_am_zid_bow: store manger:...I THOUGHT I TOLD U 2 GET AWAY
kokuei525: *gets out puppet jul and kayl* and they will be here to yell at him!
kokuei525: *holds up puppet jul* P Jul: But sir, we are simple children and puppets who wish to explore the wonders of King Soopers
i_am_zid_bow: ...i am afriad i cant do that... FORE I MUST FIND SUPER TOAST *pull out knife* SO HELP ME GOD IF U GET IN MY WAY
kokuei525: God's right here! *raises hand*
i_am_zid_bow: ..C HES GOT MY BACK
kokuei525: Man, I'm a chick!
i_am_zid_bow: store manger:...*looks bak and forth between me holding knigfe at him and innocent puttpet jul and jul* AHH I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS JOB *shoots self*
i_am_zid_bow: ....
i_am_zid_bow: *kick his body out of way and countines 2 run though store laughing insanely*
kokuei525: Oh my
kokuei525: There goes another one
kokuei525: *runs after you*
i_am_zid_bow: janitor:...omg...*starts crying quitely at the bloody mess on the floor* OH GOD NO!!*barf*
kokuei525: Janitor: MY HUSBAAAND
i_am_zid_bow: TEARS AND BARF WONT CLEAN IT UP!!*runs down candies ale*
kokuei525: Well tears might
kokuei525: If he cries enough
i_am_zid_bow: well not if he keeps barfin.. OH LAUFFY TAFFY!!*giggles insanelyt and eats candies*
i_am_zid_bow: puppet bombi:...c-can i have some...?
i_am_zid_bow: NO UR ON THE LOOK OUT FOR SUPER TOAST!
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: But you keep waving me all over, I can't see
kokuei525: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP LETTING YOURSELF BE WAVED AORUND
i_am_zid_bow: YEAH U MORON *puppet bombis galsses fly off* GOD U MORON *smash him into floor* CAN U SEE THAT?! THATS WERE SUPER TOAST WOULD B KEEP UR FAT EYES OPEN 4 IT!!
kokuei525: Bombi: well now I can't see anything at all!! U_U!!
i_am_zid_bow: *throw puppet bombi 2 floor* FINE I HOPE SOME KID FINDS U AND RAPES U!!
i_am_zid_bow: puppet bombi:..O-o DONT LEAVE ME HERE...ON THE COLD FLOOR...T.T ITS COLD....
kokuei525: Janitor2: *comes by and dusts bombi into dust pan with all the other filth*
i_am_zid_bow: ...wait now we have nothing 2 hold out super toast when we find it..GOD NO NO NO NOOOO *tackle janitor and smash his head agist floor breaking his nose* GIVE BAK THE FREAAAAAAK
kokuei525: Janitor: *dies*
kokuei525: AGAIN, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID! *beats kayl with banana peel*
i_am_zid_bow: heeey dont beat me with a bannana peel!! *holds up puppet bombi covered in janiots blood* now we must return on our hunt 4 super toast!!*runs down toy ile*
i_am_zid_bow: 1st janitor: *stumbles apon the body of janitor 2*...omg...omg omg omg...*starts crying* MY HUSBAND AND NOW MY BROTHER?! WHY GOD WATS WRONG WITH U!?
kokuei525: *slaps janitor* quiet, you Mexican's polluted the US long enough!
i_am_zid_bow: LEAVE THE JANITER!!*dive in pile of squsheey puppy stuffys* LE GASP *curl up and pet yellow one* OH THEY B SO COMFY ...*sees a pink one*...well ur just horrable *stab pink one and spread its fluff every were*
kokuei525: ...Oh my
kokuei525: ..*looks up* ELMO IS AFTER US AGAAIN
i_am_zid_bow: OMG!! RUUUN RUUUUUUUUN *runs out of toy ile and into coffee ile* TEE HEE HEE!! *takes coffee beans and puts the in pocket*...*sniffs hand full* mmmm...* stuffs handfull inrandom persons face* SMELL IT SMELLL ITTTTT
i_am_zid_bow: guy:...*stares at me then at puppet bombi coverd in blood and knife sticking out of pocket*..AHHHHHHHH OMG AHHHHHH *runs away screaming*
kokuei525: Aww, Kayl
i_am_zid_bow: god some ppl have no manners...
kokuei525: You scared another one
kokuei525: I don't see how this time
i_am_zid_bow: i know i didnt even do any thing this time!!
i_am_zid_bow: *sigh and look 3 floor* i dont think we will ever find super toast...maby-*sees free cookies* OMG OMG OMG OMMMG i am so 12 right now!!*grabes 40 cookies*
kokuei525: Probably allergic to coffee
kokuei525: HEY, YOU TOOK THEM ALL! *takes 20 of them from you*
i_am_zid_bow: FINE U HAVE SOME!!
i_am_zid_bow: GOD
kokuei525: WHAT
i_am_zid_bow: *eats cookies huddled in corrner of meat section*
kokuei525: STOP FUDGING SAY MY GOD DXMN NAME IN VAIN GOD FLIPPIN DXMMIT
i_am_zid_bow: ok ok sorrrry
i_am_zid_bow: *sigh* will we ever find the super toast...
kokuei525: Not that meat section! Bombi's Mexican relatives may be in it >>
kokuei525: *whisper* Chicken is actually Mexican
kokuei525: *whisper* They are making us eat Mexicans >>
i_am_zid_bow: ok man u got 2 lay off the mexican jokes! i mean theres a bombi present AH LOOK U MADE HIM CRY *puppet bombi quitely sobbing* why r u crying bombi!? *bombi has a knife in his arm*...U MADE HIM SAD BY THE MEXICAN JOKES
kokuei525: It isn't a joke, this is Mexican meat!
kokuei525: *eats puppet bombi's arm* SEE HE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
kokuei525: SPICY CHICKEN
kokuei525: OMG ITS FUDGING HOT SPICY CHICKEN
kokuei525: OMG
kokuei525: AHHH
i_am_zid_bow: hmmm*bites bombis head* BY GEROGE UR RIGHT!!
kokuei525: *catches on fire*
i_am_zid_bow: WHEEEEEEEEE FIRE
i_am_zid_bow: I MEAN
i_am_zid_bow: OMG FIRE
kokuei525: *jumps in random pool of water*
kokuei525: QUICK, INTO THE RANDOM POOL OF WATER!
i_am_zid_bow: ...were did that come from....
kokuei525: Oh look, it's actually a pool of spit from the Janitor
i_am_zid_bow: ...EWWWWWWWW
kokuei525: OMG SALIVA MAKES FIRE BIGGER AAAAHHH
i_am_zid_bow: AHHHHHHHHHHHH EWWWWWWWWW
kokuei525: *all of King soopers catches on fire*
kokuei525: ??: I WILL SAVE YOU
i_am_zid_bow: NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOO*falls 2 floor* SUPER TOAST!! I MUST FIND THEE!!
kokuei525: ??: FOR I AM...SUUUPER TOAST! *grabs clouds and makes them rain on the store*
i_am_zid_bow: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
kokuei525: Super Toast: Oh, that was acid rain
i_am_zid_bow: SUPER TOAST!!!!!!11
i_am_zid_bow: OMG U SICK ********
i_am_zid_bow: U BASTERD
i_am_zid_bow: I HATE U
kokuei525: OMG ACID RAIN AAHH
i_am_zid_bow: ******** U MR.SUPER TOAST NWAT THE HELL~!?
kokuei525: Super Toast: *gets it to rain normal rain*
i_am_zid_bow: YAY WE LOVE U SUPER TOAST
kokuei525: Super Toast: I JUS SAVED YOUR LIFE
i_am_zid_bow: AND WE LOVE U 4 IT
kokuei525: Super Toast: Of course... *mind control glare* YOU LOOOVE SUPER TOAST
i_am_zid_bow: @.@ we love super toast we wont 2 do nothing but make super toast happppy *bow down 2 super toast* we loooove u *droool*
kokuei525: Super Toast: *pat on head* Of course you do...
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: *eats half of super toast*
i_am_zid_bow: ....OMFG....OMG....BOMBI U BASTER
kokuei525: Super Toast: OMG, OMG, WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO MEE?
i_am_zid_bow: U...U ATE SUPER TOAST
i_am_zid_bow: puppet bombi: WELL MABY IF U DIDNT TASTE SO DAMN GOOD!!
kokuei525: D
kokuei525: Super Toast: NOO HAVE MERCY *curl up on dirty floor*
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: ..........>> *eats rest of super toast*
i_am_zid_bow: super toast: *cough * i...i wont last long plz...plz tell my wife i love her....and...*gag*,...wait i have no nwife...OIMG I AM SO ALONE
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: *eats last piece of Super Toast*
i_am_zid_bow: ...*fall 2 floor* *sniffles*...we looked all over 4 him...he saved our lifes...t...then U STUPID MEXICAN HAD 2 EAT HIM U STUPID MOTHER ******** BASTERD *shoots bombi reptively* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCCCCCKER!!
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: OMG, OMG, OW OW, OWWW, PAAIN, OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!
i_am_zid_bow: AHHHHHHHHHHH U FLITHY BASTERD *light bombi on fire* BURN FOR UR SINS U SICK ********
kokuei525: Puppet Bombi: OOOHHH MMMYYY GAAWWD OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWW OWWWWWWW OHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG!
i_am_zid_bow: puppet bombi: *diyes*
i_am_zid_bow: ....well..*sniffles* lkets go home and play samiri warriors T.T
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