I started with internship where a horse farted on my hand when I took her temp. It was so...smelly. ;w; But after all that internship jazz, I got a sudden text from Riley about going to New China Buffet. >w< So I went there in my filthy horse clothes. xD It was fuggin delicious. They made wantons just for me. I fuggin inhaled that shet, man. I probably had like 15 wantons.
Then...I went with Ri to Walmart where he took FOREVER to pick out shet for his projects. Eventually we went back to Patty's and waited for Lynzy. Ri and I were suddenly like..LET'S GO GET AN ICE CREAM CAKE!! And I was like I WANT CHEESECAAAAKE ^O^~~~ so we got strawberry cheesecake ice cream cake. owo
DELICIOUS
So time goes on and who knows what the fawk we did during all that time...Lynzy finally shows and we are like WOOOOO ICE CREAM TIME! And nommed it gewwwd. Then later I went to sit on the couch with Aussie. I fuggin lean back on him SLIGHTLY and he just POOPED. At first I thought it was a fart, but...the smell just wouldn't go. xDD So I got up and was like "=|...Ah, he pooped..."
But it was more of a big dingleberry so Riley was like "=|...THE FAWK? THE FAWK KIND OF DOG DOES THAT?! GTF OFF THE COUCH, AUSSIE" and he tried to scoot him off and Aussie was like BXTCH PRIZ -tries to bite riley- and Riley was like >C...-fuggin squirts Aussie with water- and Aussie's like HOMGHOMGHOMG -hides under a chair- So yeah, Aussie had to go into the yard for poopy time. xDD
We went to Fascinations too. c: Just to show Riley a sex shop since he's finally 18. He was trying his darndest to enjoy it. I really don't think he did though. xD He was like, awkwardly itching himself and averting his eyes from things, it was funny.
After that we went to le cheap theaters to see Chronicles, which was a fabulous movie. I could see Kaylee as Andrew....xDD;
So, this is my summary of what happened after Patty lost her phone and we all got in the car:
Patty: -driving in a flurry of rage yelling about lost phone...SUDDENLY STOPS...BACKS THE HELL UP...- "PUPPY!! A PUPPY WILL CHEER ME UP!" -FLIES OUT OF CAR AND RUNS UP TO OWNER WHO HAS SCOOTED AWAY IN FEAR AND CONFUSION- "HI I LOST MY PHONE AND I'M EVER SO DISTRAUGHT....MAY I PET YOUR PUPPY TO FEEL BETTER?!" -pets for a bit...goes back to car as if it were totally normal to do such a thing-
God damn Patty. xDD <3 her so much.
Twas a good bday party.
